06/12/2026
☀️🥵 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🥵☀️
It’s approximately 147 degrees outside. (Temperature may vary slightly, but it still feels like you’re walking through soup.)
Today’s recommendations:
❌ Don’t turn on the oven.
❌ Don’t stand over a hot stove.
❌ Don’t argue with the air conditioner.
Instead…
✅ Come to Malarkey’s.
✅ Sit in the A/C.
✅ Let us do the cooking.
✅ Pretend you’re being productive while someone else makes your dinner.
We’ll handle the burgers, sandwiches, fries, and all the hot stuff so your house doesn’t feel like the surface of the sun.
🍔 Dine In
🥡 Take Out
❄️ Free Air Conditioning with Every Visit
Open 12 PM – 9 PM
Your kitchen called. It wants the day off, too. 😎🔥🍴
