Outhouse Saloon

11/10/2026

🚨🍬 TIPSY TUESDAY IS HERE, YOU THIRSTY HEATHENS! 🍬🚨

Tuesday already getting on your last damn nerve? 😂 Well, throw those responsibilities out the window, round up your favorite bad influences, and get your thirsty asses to OUTHOUSE SALOON! 🍻😈

☀️🍹 DOM is kicking off the daytime shenanigans from 11AM–7PM! She's serving up ice-cold drinks, plenty of sass, questionable life advice, and enough laughs to make you forget it's only Tuesday! 😂💋

🍻 HAPPY HOUR 11AM–6PM! Because day drinking is practically a Tuesday tradition around here! 😜

🌙🔥 Then KK takes over 7PM–CLOSE! She's bringing the attitude, keeping the drinks flowing, and making sure Tuesday night gets just the right amount of OUTHOUSE CRAZY! 💃🍻

🌶️🍬 $4 MEXICAN CANDY SHOTS ALL DAY LONG! 💥

Sweet, spicy, and just a little dangerous… kinda like our bartenders! 😂🔥

Come in for one, stay for a few, and wake up Wednesday wondering how the hell Tuesday turned into a full-blown weekend! 🤣🥃

🚨 YOUR COUCH WILL STILL BE THERE TOMORROW… GET YOUR B***Y TO THE OUTHOUSE TODAY! 🚨

📍 OUTHOUSE SALOON
14022 Beaumont Highway, Houston, TX

🤠🍻 SEE YOU AT THE OUTHOUSE — WHERE THE DRINKS ARE COLD & THE SHENANIGANS NEVER STOP! 🔥

11/09/2026

🏈🍻 MONDAY MADNESS AT THE OUTHOUSE! 🍻🏈

Monday showed up again like nobody invited it! 🙄😂 But we've got cold drinks, football, and two badass bartenders ready to turn those Monday blues into Monday SHENANIGANS! 🔥🍹

☀️ DOMINIQUE | 11AM–6PM — Serving up Happy Hour, cold drinks, and plenty of sass! 😜🍻

🌙 CHEYENNE | 7PM–CLOSE — Keeping the drinks flowing and the bad decisions rolling! 💃🔥

🏈🔥 MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL! 🔥🏈

🦬 BILLS 🆚 VIKINGS ⚔️

Grab your crew, claim your barstool, and get ready for some football, trash talk, and ice-cold drinks! 🍺🏈

💥 ALL-DAY DRINK SPECIALS! 💥

🥃 $3 DEEP EDDY VODKA
🍋 $4 LEMON DROPS
🍻 HAPPY HOUR | 11AM–6PM

Because Mondays are a whole lot easier to tolerate with cheap drinks, good company, and a little questionable judgment! 😂🍻

🔥 QUIT COMPLAINING ABOUT MONDAY AND COME DRINK ABOUT IT! 😜

📍 SEE YOU AT THE OUTHOUSE! 🍻🔥

11/08/2026

🍻🔥 SUNDAY FUNDAY, YOU THIRSTY HEATHENS! 🔥🍻
Whoever said Sunday was a day of rest clearly NEVER partied at the OUTHOUSE SALOON! 😈😂
🍅 $3 BLOODY MARYS ALL DAMN DAY! Because bad decisions taste better with a little spice! 😜🔥
☀️💃 KK is kicking off the Sunday shenanigans with HAPPY HOUR 11AM–6PM! She's slinging cold drinks, serving up sass, and keeping you thirsty troublemakers entertained! 🍹😘
🏈🍺 FOOTBALL ON THE TVs ALL DAY! Come yell at the refs, talk some trash, and cheer on your team!
🌙😈 CHEYENNE takes over 7PM–CLOSE! She's bringing the attitude, pouring the drinks, and keeping the Sunday night shenanigans rolling until the lights come on! 🔥💋
Grab your favorite bad influences, forget about Monday, and get your thirsty asses to the bar! 🤣🍻
🤠🔥 OUTHOUSE SALOON — WHERE SUNDAYS ARE ANYTHING BUT HOLY! 😈🍅

11/07/2026

🔥🍻 SATURDAY'S GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT THE OUTHOUSE! 🍻🔥
The weekend is HERE, the b**r is ICE COLD, and the shenanigans are just getting started! 😈😂
☀️🍹 KK is kicking off the daytime fun with HAPPY HOUR 11AM–6PM! Come grab a cold one and let the weekend therapy begin! 🍻
🌙💃 CHEYENNE takes over 7PM–CLOSE, serving up cold drinks, plenty of sass, and Saturday night trouble! 🔥😜
⭐🥃 $4 STARF**KER SHOTS ALL DAY LONG! Because Saturdays deserve a little extra kick! 😂🔥
🚨 YOUR BARSTOOL IS CALLING… QUIT IGNORING IT! 🚨
👇 TAG YOUR PARTNER IN CRIME, SHARE THIS POST & GET YOUR BUTTS TO THE OUTHOUSE! 🍻🤣
🤠🔥 SEE YOU AT THE OUTHOUSE! 🔥🤠

11/06/2026

🔥🥃 FIREBALL FRIDAY AT THE OUTHOUSE SALOON! 🎤🍻🔥
🚨 WARNING: YOUR WEEKEND BAD DECISIONS START HERE! 🚨😂
Friday has FINALLY arrived, and we've got the perfect excuse to ditch the responsibilities, grab your favorite troublemakers, and get your thirsty asses to the Outhouse! 😜🍻
🥃🔥 $4 FIREBALL SHOTS ALL DAY LONG! Because a little cinnamon fire is just what Friday ordered! 🔥😂
☀️🍹 DOMINIQUE is kicking off the Friday shenanigans with HAPPY HOUR 11AM–6PM! Come grab an ice-cold drink, pull up a barstool, and let the weekend therapy begin! 🍻😘
🌙💃 CHEYENNE & KK | 7PM–CLOSE! Double the trouble, double the sass, and twice the reason to come hang out! These two are ready to keep the drinks cold and the Friday night party HOT! 🔥😈
🎤🎶 KARAOKE WITH DJ IKE BERRY | 9PM–1AM!
Think you can sing? PROVE IT! 🎤🤣 Can't carry a tune in a bucket? PERFECT! We've got Fireball, microphones, and absolutely NO judgment! 😂🔥
Just remember… what happens at the Outhouse might end up on somebody's Facebook Saturday morning! 📸🤣
🚨 TONIGHT'S TROUBLEMAKING LINEUP! 🚨
🥃 $4 Fireball Shots — ALL DAY!
🍻 Happy Hour — 11AM–6PM
☀️ Dominique — Day Shift
💃 Cheyenne & KK — 7PM–CLOSE
🎤 DJ Ike Berry Karaoke — 9PM–1AM
🔥 Cheap shots, cold b**r, loud music, questionable singing, and a whole lot of Outhouse attitude! What more could you ask for on a Friday night?! 😜🍻
📍 OUTHOUSE SALOON
🤠 SEE YOU AT THE OUTHOUSE… WHERE THE DRINKS ARE COLD, THE MUSIC IS LOUD & THE SHENANIGANS NEVER STOP! 🔥🥃🎤

11/05/2026

🔥🍹 THIRSTY THURSDAY AT THE OUTHOUSE… WHERE THE DRINKS ARE COLD, THE FOOD IS HOT & THE TROUBLE IS FREE! 🍹🔥

Thursday is just Friday's wild little sister, and we've got a WHOLE LOTTA SHENANIGANS lined up for y'all! 😂🍻💃

☀️💋 ASHLEY is kicking off the day shift FROM 11-7PM, serving up cold drinks, good vibes, and just enough sass to keep you coming back! 😜

🌙🔥 KK & MADDISON take over 7PM–CLOSE! Double the trouble, double the attitude, and absolutely NO promises of good behavior! 😂💃

🥃💥 $4 JOSE CUERVO ALL DAY LONG!
🍹 HAPPY HOUR 11AM–6PM!

🥩🍗 HUNGRY? JEFF COX HAS GOT YOU COVERED! 🔥
Our very own GRILL MASTER JEFF COX will be out back firing up the grill and cooking some mouthwatering STEAK & CHICKEN DINNERS! 🤤🔥

🥩 Steak Dinner — $28
🍗 Chicken Dinner — $18
🥔 Both served with loaded mashed potatoes & green beans!

⚠️ GET IT BEFORE IT'S GONE — UNTIL SOLD OUT!

♠️💰 ACE OF SPADES DRAWING AT 9PM! 💰♠️

Feeling lucky? Our ticket-selling queen DANYEL will be selling your chance at some CASH! 💵😈

🎟️ 5 TICKETS FOR $20
⏰ Ticket sales start around 7–8PM
💰 $500 GUARANTEED if your ticket is drawn!
♠️ Pick that ACE OF SPADES and you could walk away with EVEN MORE! 🤑🔥

🍻 Cold b**r, cheap tequila, sizzling steaks, beautiful bartenders, and a shot at some BIG MONEY… WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT ON A THURSDAY?! 🤣🔥

📣 TAG YOUR THIRSTY, HUNGRY & LUCKY FRIENDS! Grab your crew, claim your barstool, and come see what kind of trouble we can stir up! 😜🍻

🤠🔥 GOOD DRINKS • GOOD FOOD • GOOD PEOPLE • GOOD TIMES!

🍻♠️ SEE YOU AT THE OUTHOUSE! ♠️🍻

11/04/2026

🍻🔥 HAPPY HOUR AT THE OUTHOUSE — BECAUSE ADULTING IS A SCAM! 🔥🍹

🚨 ATTENTION, YOU OVERWORKED, UNDERPAID, STRESSED-OUT HOT MESSES! 🚨😂

If your boss has tested your patience, your bills have hurt your feelings, or you've already said "WHAT THE HELL?!" at least three times today… WE'VE GOT A BARSTOOL WITH YOUR NAME ON IT! 🤣🍻

🍹 HAPPY HOUR | 11AM–6PM! 🍹

Six glorious hours of ice-cold drinks, questionable conversations, and pretending tomorrow's problems don't exist! 😂

☀️💃 CHEYENNE | 11AM–7PM!
She's kicking off the daytime shenanigans with cold drinks, plenty of sass, and FREE therapy sessions! She's not licensed, but she'll listen to your problems while silently judging your life choices! 🤣🥃

🌙🔥 MADDISON | 7PM–CLOSE!
Then Maddison clocks in to take over the circus! 🎪😂 She's keeping the drinks flowing, the laughs coming, and reminding everybody who said "I'M ONLY HAVING ONE" that we've heard that bu****it before! 🤣🍻

🥃 Cold drinks? HELL YES!
🍺 Great company? YOU BET!
🤣 Free sarcasm? UNLIMITED!
🔥 Good times? ALWAYS!

So round up your favorite bad influences, escape the circus for a little while, and come hang out with us!

Because let's face it… YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID, BUT YOU CAN TAKE A BREAK FROM IT! 🤣🍻

📍 OUTHOUSE SALOON
🤠 SEE YOU AT THE OUTHOUSE!

Where the drinks are cold, the people are crazy, and "just one more" is the biggest lie told all day! 😂🔥🍹

11/03/2026

🔥🍹 TIPSY TUESDAY AT THE OUTHOUSE SALOON! 🍹🔥
Tuesday’s acting like a Monday… come take a seat and let us handle the drinks! 😂🍻
☀️ DOM is behind the bar 11AM–7PM, serving cold drinks and plenty of sass! 🍹 HAPPY HOUR: 11AM–6PM 🌙 KK takes over 7PM–CLOSE to keep the laughs loud and the shenanigans rolling!
🌶️🍬 $4 MEXICAN CANDY SHOTS ALL DAY! Sweet, spicy, and bringing more excitement than your entire workday! 😜🔥
Tag your crew and meet us at the Outhouse! 🤠🍺

11/02/2026

🏈🍻 MONDAY MADNESS AT THE OUTHOUSE! 🍻🏈

Monday showed up again like nobody invited it! 🙄😂 But we've got cold drinks, football, and two badass bartenders ready to turn those Monday blues into Monday SHENANIGANS! 🔥🍹

☀️ DOMINIQUE | 11AM–7PM — Serving up Happy Hour, cold drinks, and plenty of sass! 😜🍻

🌙 CHEYENNE | 7PM–CLOSE — Keeping the drinks flowing and the bad decisions rolling! 💃🔥

🏈🔥 MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL! 🔥🏈

🐻 BEARS 🆚 SEAHAWKS 🦅

Grab your crew, claim your barstool, and get ready for some football, trash talk, and ice-cold drinks! 🍺🏈

🥃 $3 DEEP EDDY VODKA
🍋 $4 LEMON DROPS
🍻 HAPPY HOUR | 11AM–6PM

Because Mondays are a whole lot easier to tolerate with cheap drinks, good company, and a little questionable judgment! 😂🍻

🔥 QUIT COMPLAINING ABOUT MONDAY AND COME DRINK ABOUT IT! 😜

📍 SEE YOU AT THE OUTHOUSE! 🍻🔥

11/01/2026

🍻🔥 SUNDAY FUNDAY, YOU THIRSTY HEATHENS! 🔥🍻
Whoever said Sunday was a day of rest clearly NEVER partied at the OUTHOUSE SALOON! 😈😂
🍅 $3 BLOODY MARYS ALL DAMN DAY! Because bad decisions taste better with a little spice! 😜
☀️💃 DOM is slinging drinks for HAPPY HOUR 11AM–6PM! Come get your day drinking on! 🍹😘
🏈🍺 FOOTBALL ON THE TVs ALL DAY! Come yell at the refs, talk some trash, and cheer on your team!
🌙😈 MADDISON takes over 7PM–CLOSE! She's bringing the sass, pouring the drinks, and keeping the Sunday shenanigans rolling till they kick y'all out! 🔥💋
Grab your favorite bad influences and get your thirsty asses to the bar! 🤣🍻
🤠🔥 OUTHOUSE SALOON — WHERE SUNDAYS ARE ANYTHING BUT HOLY! 😈🍅

10/31/2026

🎃👻 HALLOWEEN COSTUME PARTY AT OUTHOUSE SALOON! 👻🎃
Come dressed to impress and ready for some spooky fun! 🍻🔥
🏆 COSTUME CONTEST PRIZES! 🥇 1st – $125 CASH 🥈 2nd – $75 CASH 🥉 3rd – $25 BAR TAB
💉 $4 SHOT SPECIALS!
🔥 Fireball Apple
👻 Ectoplasm
🍬 Candy Corn

☀️ DOM working days! 🍻 HAPPY HOUR 11AM–6PM 🌙 CHEYENNE working 7PM–CLOSE!

👻 Grab your BOO CREW, put on those costumes, and come party with us!
🎃 COME FOR THE BOOS, STAY FOR THE BOOZE! 🍻💀
📍 OUTHOUSE SALOON

10/31/2026

10/30/2026

🎃🔥 FRIGHT NIGHT FIREBALL FRIDAY & PRE-HALLOWEEN KARAOKE BASH AT OUTHOUSE SALOON! 🔥🎤👻

🚨 WARNING: GHOULS, GOBLINS & BAD SINGERS ARE TAKING OVER THE OUTHOUSE! 🚨😂🍻

The workweek is DEAD, the drinks are COLD, and we're kicking off Halloween weekend with a little BOO-ze, a whole lot of sass, and some SCARY GOOD TIMES! 💀🍹😈

🔥🥃 $4 FIREBALL SHOTS ALL DAY LONG!
A little cinnamon heat to wake the dead and get those Halloween shenanigans started! 🔥👻

☀️ DOMINIQUE is brewing up trouble behind the bar with HAPPY HOUR from 11AM–6PM! 🍻 Come get your weekend started before the witches come out to play! 🧙‍♀️😂

🌙💃 CHEYENNE & KK take over 7PM–CLOSE! Double the trouble, double the sass, and enough wickedness to make the devil blush! 😈🔥🍹

🎤🎃 PRE-HALLOWEEN KARAOKE BASH WITH SQUISHY! 🎃🎤

⏰ 9PM–1AM

👻 Got a voice that'll raise the dead? PERFECT!
💀 Sound like a dying cat? EVEN BETTER! 😂
🎶 Grab that microphone, unleash your inner rockstar, and scare the living daylights out of your friends with those high notes!

🎃 Costumes, spooky vibes & Halloween spirit are HIGHLY encouraged! Whether you're a witch, a devil, or just a hot mess from the workweek, there's a barstool waiting for YOU! 😂🍻

🔥 FRIDAY'S WICKED LINEUP:
🍹 Happy Hour | 11AM–6PM
🥃 $4 Fireball Shots | ALL DAY
☀️ Dominique | Day Shift
🌙 Cheyenne & KK | 7PM–CLOSE
🎤 Squishy's Karaoke | 9PM–1AM

🧟‍♀️ DON'T BE A BOO-RING GHOST AND STAY HOME! Grab your favorite bad influences, warm up those vocal cords, and come get SPOOKY with us! 🎃🔥

📍 OUTHOUSE SALOON
14022 Beaumont Highway, Houston, TX 77049

👻🍻 COME FOR THE BOO-ZE, STAY FOR THE BAD SINGING!

🎃🔥 SEE YOU AT THE OUTHOUSE! 🔥🎤

10/29/2026

🔥🍹 THIRSTY THURSDAY IS CALLING… AND THE OUTHOUSE IS ANSWERING! 🍹🔥
Thursday is just Friday's wild little sister, and we're here for ALL the shenanigans! 😂💃🍻
☀️ ASHLEY is kicking off the day shift, serving up ice-cold drinks, good vibes, and just the right amount of sass! 😜🍹
🔥💋 Then at 7PM, KK & MADDISON take over until CLOSE! Double the trouble, double the attitude, and absolutely NO promises of behaving! 😂🥳
🥃💥 $4 JOSE CUERVO ALL DAY LONG! 💥🥃
🍹 HAPPY HOUR 11AM–6PM!
Because let's face it… nobody ever said, "I wish I'd stayed home and done laundry instead!" 🤣🍻
📣 TAG YOUR THURSDAY DRINKING CREW, grab your favorite barstool, and come make some questionable memories with us! 💃🔥
Jeff Cox is out back grilling up your dinner and Ace of Spades drawing will be held at 9pm
Get your tickets 🎟 from Danyel Starting at around 7:30pm
📍 OUTHOUSE SALOON 14022 Beaumont Highway, Houston, TX
🍻 Good Drinks • Good People • Good Times!
🤠 SEE YOU AT THE OUTHOUSE! 🍹🔥

10/28/2026

🥃🔥 WEDNESDAY, YOU SNEAKY LITTLE PARTY CRASHER! 🔥🥃 We're talkin' $4 WELL WH***EY ALL DAY, because let's be real, we need a little help gettin' through this hump day 🙄😂. Cheyenne's servin' up sass and cold drinks from 11AM-7PM, and don't even get us started on HAPPY HOUR from 11AM-6PM 🍹! Then, Maddison takes the reins from 7PM-CLOSE, keepin' the good times rollin' and your group chat poppin' 😂🍻. Grab your partner in crime and let's give Wednesday a run for its money 💃🥃! 📍 See You at the Outhouse!