Pythagoras

10/17/2026

✨👽HELLO, BEAUTIFUL HUMANS! THE WAIT IS FINALLY OVER! WE'RE BACK!!! 🥹❤️ And we couldn't be more excited to welcome you to our NEW HOME in the HEART OF HOUSTON! 🎉❤️‍🔥
🌱 Our Thanks-Living Family Meals Menu is OFFICIALLY LIVE FOR PREORDER, and we're kicking things off with our soft opening on Sunday NOVEMBER 1st (World Vegan Day) 11AM-3PM.🥳🍂
❤️ A LITTLE HEADS-UP! During our initial soft opening, we'll have LIMITED MENU and shorter hours, Monday through Saturday from 12 PM–6 PM, Sundays 11 AM-3 PM, After thanksgiving we will expand our menu and hours of operation as we train our new team and settle into our new space. Thank you for your patience, kindness, and love as we begin this exciting new chapter! 🫶👽
🍂✨ NOW, LET'S TALK THANKS-LIVING! ✨🍂
Thanksgiving has ALWAYS been our BIGGEST time of the year! Last year, we SOLD OUT at our much larger location in SUGAR LAND! 🥹❤️
This year, we're bringing our Thanks-Living tradition to the HEART OF HOUSTON, and we're anticipating MUCH HIGHER VOLUME! ❤️‍🔥
🚨 PLEASE PLAN AHEAD AND PREORDER EARLY! Once we're sold out, we're SOLD OUT!
🍽️ HERE'S EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW:
🍂 PREORDER DEADLINE: Sunday, November 22nd, at 12 PM.
🌱 All Thanks-Living preorders MUST be placed directly through our website. No preorders will be accepted after the deadline!
❤️ TWO PICKUP OPTIONS:
✨ WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 25TH Pick up your Thanks-Living Family Meals with heating instructions to enjoy fresh and hot with your loved ones the next day!
✨ THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 26TH Pick up your Thanks-Living plates or Family Meals HOT and ready to enjoy!
🏡❤️ THANKS-LIVING DAY AT OUR NEW HOME!
📅 Thursday, November 26th ⏰ OPEN 11 AM–3 PM!
Come pick up your preorders AND enjoy our famous Thanks-Living Day Menu dine-in while supplies last! 🌱🍽️
🚨 We anticipate HIGH VOLUME, and our Thanks-Living Day Menu will be available on a FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED BASIS until we sell out!
🥹❤️ TO OUR BEAUTIFUL COMMUNITY: THANK YOU!
From Sugar Land to the heart of Houston, this journey wouldn't be possible without YOU! Thank you for waiting for us, supporting our business, and continuing to show us so much love through every change.
WE MISS YOU GUYS SO MUCH, and we CANNOT WAIT to welcome you into our new home! 😭❤️🏡

07/25/2026

Hi, beautiful earthlings! 👽💚

Thank you so much for being patient with us. As expected, we’ve run into a few more challenges along the way—which is pretty common when opening a new location, especially in a different part of the city.

Right now we think it would be fortunate if we could begin our soft opening in mid October, Our goal is not to open any later than that, but at this point it is completely out of our hands It’s all depending on City of Houston and how long will they take until give us all the approval that we need. we’ll continue to keep you updated every step of the way.

You might be wondering why we’re doing a soft opening instead of jumping straight into a grand opening. The reason is that this kitchen is very different from our previous location. Our old kitchen was custom-built for our workflow, while this one required us to adapt and redesign how we operate. Because of that, we’ve made quite a few changes to our menu and kitchen processes.

A soft opening will give our team—especially all of our amazing new crew members—the opportunity to get comfortable in the new space, fine-tune everything, and make sure we’re delivering the experience and quality you deserve before our grand opening.

Thank you again for your patience, encouragement, and support. Your support truly means the universe to us. We can’t wait to welcome you aboard our new and serve you soon. Until then, stay kind, stay curious, and we’ll keep you updated as we get closer to our landing site💥🛸📍: 1710 W 18th St. Houston, TX 77008

06/06/2026

06/05/2026

🚨 HOUSTON, GET READY! 🚨
We’re bringing the BEST vegan border-town Mexican food we’ve ever tasted to our new Heights location with a very special pop-up collaboration featuring our friends 🔥🌮🔥
We’ve tried their:

💣Signature Texas-Style Brisket
🔥 Carne Asada
🥵 Al Pastor

And honestly... the flavor is unreal. Authentic, bold, smoky, and packed with everything you love about great Mexican food 100%
The moment we tasted it, we knew we had to share it with our Houston family.
For this special pop-up event, you’ll be served by the queens themselves, Chef Dom & Mrs. Redd, grilling up their signature dishes fresh and hot right in front of you as well as their award winning Creme de Jamaica Mocktail.
Mark your calendar—you do NOT want to miss this one.
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🎉 Cinco de Mayo 2027
👀 More details coming soon...

Tag your vegan bestie!
Cinco de Mayo 2027 is about to get a whole lot more delicious. Stay tuned..💥🛸

06/02/2026

🍕 Get A X-Large 16 inch Pepperoni Calzone for ONLY $20 EVERY TUESDAY! Dine-in, carryout or order online for Pickup and Delivery only on our website. (Friendly reminder we only have 25 days remaining until our last day in Sugar Land June 27th, take advantage of our specials while you can)
👊👽

05/16/2026

Prince of Persia 👑

05/08/2026

we’ve heard you! 👽💥🛸
Even though Sugar Land will always be home, we now know where our UFO landing site is wanted most.
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We’ll be taking a much needed family vacation from June 14th–19th to reset and get ready for the new chapter. Since this falls during our final weeks in Sugar Land, the restaurant will remain open, with our amazing team running the mothership while we (Jaime & Roozi) are away.
Because they won’t have our extra hands, we’ve simplified the menu and adjusted our hours to make things easier for them. We kindly ask for your patience and support if you visit during that time, we appreciate you more than you know! We’ll be back for our final week with a full menu, and June 27th will mark our last day in Sugar Land.
We’ll reopen in as soon as everything is ready. As many of you know, permitting can take some time, but we’ll keep you updated every step of the way including the exact address once everything is completed.
While this new chapter takes us a bit farther from home, we’re incredibly grateful and excited! we truly believe this is the right move. Thank you for growing with us.
And if you haven’t already, please go support our lovely friends at 🌱 🌱They’ll be the only vegan restaurant in the Sugar Land area, with amazing food and wonderful people, we eat there every week! 👽❤️‍🔥

05/06/2026

Happy early Mother’s Day! 💐
Skip the usual flowers and cards this year! give Mom something she’ll actually remember: a night full of laughter! Bring her out to our comedy show this Friday and make it a night to smile about.
Plus, it’s our last show before we move to our new location, and tickets are going fast 💨 grab yours before we sell out!
And don’t forget—this Sunday, all moms get a free mimosa 🥂 so come celebrate Mother’s Day brunch with us! Reservations are highly recommended.
Let’s make Mom laugh this weekend ❤️

04/28/2026

Eat the spectrum taste the spectrum feel the spectrum 🌈

04/22/2026

is calling your name! That pizza crunch in a noisy kitchen sounds amazing, but even better at home with free wings and a closed door! This is Our X-Large 4cheese garlic naan with added pepperoni and mushrooms! Score free half dozen wings (ANY wing sauce ANY dipping sauce) with your ANY X-Large pizza purchase every Wednesday at Pythagoras 👽🍄🍕Available: Dine-in, carryout or order online for Delivery or pickup ONLY on our website 💥🛸