10/26/2026
Dear United Airlines, we need to talk about this roll.
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Our CEO Tasos Katsaounis flies a lot. We bake for a living. And we couldn’t let this one land without saying something.
This roll tried its best. But we can do better.
We’re an artisan bakery in Houston, and we’d love to help your passengers and our CEO get a roll worth remembering. No hard feelings — just better bread.
For the record, you’re the only airline he chooses when he travels.
Your move, United. 😄