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Helluva Homestead Eggs, meat birds, veg & cottage eats—with a side of mayhem. Jacksonville, FL

I’m so sorry!        humor
10/30/2026

I’m so sorry!
humor

10/29/2026

Metal chicken takes no s**t. Metal chicken doesn’t like you. Or me.

10/29/2026

I’ve been hoarding Vintage stuff, antiques, oddities, and things that probably should’ve stayed in someone’s attic, or buried or something. we’re opening Sunday. Visit us from 11-4. There’ll be cookies.

10/28/2026

It’s truly magical 🤯

38 years, and I thought he was saying “Ice Ice Tickle” until my husband gave me the eye and corrected me, except he got ...
10/26/2026

38 years, and I thought he was saying “Ice Ice Tickle” until my husband gave me the eye and corrected me, except he got it wrong too. His version was “Ice Ice Take it off” upon googling it, I discovered it was “Ice Ice too cold”

What lyrics have you absolutely butchered and how long did it take you to figure out the real words?

Photo of me in my Halloween costume for visibility

Yes I’m a barn, yes my daughter will be a chicken. Now if only we had some babies to dress as eggs

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16263 N Main Street
Jacksonville, FL
32218

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+5165096482

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