07/17/2026
Happy World Emoji Day to everyone except the person who designed the 🌮 emoji. Seriously, why does it look so stiff? It lacks soul. It lacks Monterey cheese dip.
In honor of this very official holiday, we have translated our entire weekend playbook into your native tongue:
💻 ❌ ➡️ 🚗💨 ➡️ 🚊 ➡️ 📍 Crossroads ➡️ 🚪 ➡️ 💃 ➡️ 🍹 ➡️ 🧀 ➡️ 🌮 ➡️ 🫠
Translation: Close the laptop, get in the car, hop off the Streetcar, head into Manny’s, start sipping a margarita, dive into the queso, eat your weight in tacos, and slip into a glorious food coma.
The kitchen is firing on all cylinders and the drinks are ice-cold. Drop your three most-used emojis in the comments below! 👇
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