05/23/2026
Apparently you mention one tiny thing on your website about a secret menu and suddenly everybody wants access to “the list.”
Now look, we can neither confirm nor deny the existence of such a list because if we did, it wouldn’t exactly be much of a secret menu anymore. But let’s just say #74 came in last week with a little too much confidence and decided he had ideas.
Not only did he order from the secret menu, he wanted revisions made to it.
Revisions.
#74 says to us:
“You know what you should do? Add your famous burger as your version of a Big Mac.”
Excuse us #74? 😂
First off, this is Giuseppe’s. We don’t copy burgers. Secondly, when you’re lucky enough to even know someone who knows someone who maybe whispered your number into existence, the correct response is “thank you,” not “I have suggestions.”
At this rate #74 is about to become .
And before anyone asks… no, you cannot apply for the list. That would defeat the entire point. Or would it?
#74 was kind enough to share a picture of his requested burger with us though. We’ll call it a Big Chef Mark. But don’t try to order it like we have a value menu. That would just be plain silly.
