10/20/2026
🚨WE HAVE RECEIVED A
FORMAL COMPLAINT!!🚨🍋
Y’all… we genuinely cannot make this stuff up.😭😂
While driving home from an event, someone called The Southern Lemon to file a complaint because our trailer was going “too slow” on the interstate.😭😂
The speed? 70 MPH.
The lane? Middle.
The driver? THE OWNER.
The person answering the complaint? ALSO THE OWNER.💀
Sir, this is a lemonade stand, not NASCAR.🏎️🍋
We specialize in fresh-squeezed lemonade, not qualifying laps at Talladega.🤣
But since you already have our number, can we interest you in one of our 30+ flavors?💗🍋
Stay sweet friends! And if you see us on the road, just know we are hauling some precious cargo here!☺️🫶🏼