07/03/2026
🇺🇸🖤 INDEPENDENCE DAY EVE… THE FINAL FEAST BEFORE THE DARKNESS. 🖤🇺🇸
The ovens have burned through the night. The whisks have summoned delicious chaos. The display case is overflowing with temptations that refuse to be ignored.
Today is our FINAL day before we vanish into the shadows. We will be CLOSED until NEXT FRIDAY, so if your holiday plans include dessert (and they absolutely should), today is the day to stock up! Fill your refrigerator, your cooler, and every spare inch of counter space before these sweet little souls disappear.
☠️ Today’s Delicious Menu ☠️
🇺🇸 SF/GF Vanilla Bean ’Merica Cheesecake – 30g Protein
Silky, ultra-creamy vanilla bean cheesecake with a buttery gluten-free crust, finished in festive red, white, and blue. Rich, smooth, and packed with real vanilla bean flavor—proof that freedom is even sweeter without the sugar.
🫐 SF/GF Blackberry Cheesecake Cup – 30g Protein
A luscious layer of velvety cheesecake swirled with deep, sweet-tart blackberry goodness. Every spoonful is creamy, fruity, and impossibly decadent.
💙 SF/GF Blueberry Cheesecake Cup – 30g Protein
Bursting with juicy blueberries folded into rich cheesecake, creating the perfect balance of tangy berries and silky vanilla cream.
❤️ SF/GF Raspberry Cheesecake Cup – 30g Protein
Bright raspberry ribbons weave through smooth cheesecake, delivering the perfect combination of tart fruit and luxurious sweetness in every bite.
🫐 SF Plum & Blueberry Upside Down Cake – 18g Protein
Tender vanilla cake crowned with caramelized plums and juicy blueberries that become beautifully jammy as they bake. Moist, buttery, and overflowing with summer flavor.
🍫 SF Oreo Mini Cake – 20g Protein
Moist chocolate cake layered with fluffy Oreo cream and crowned with even more chocolatey cookie goodness. Rich enough to satisfy every cookie craving while staying completely sugar free.
🍇 SF Raspberry & Cream Danish – 12g Protein
Flaky, buttery pastry wrapped around silky vanilla cream and vibrant raspberry filling that melts together into the perfect sweet breakfast—or dessert.
🥥 SF Coconut Cream Pie – 20g Protein
A buttery crust filled with silky coconut custard, loaded with toasted coconut flavor and topped with a cloud of creamy whipped topping. Cool, creamy, and irresistibly smooth.
🥐 SF Vanilla Bean Stuffed Croissant – 20g Protein
Golden, buttery, flaky croissant overflowing with luscious vanilla bean cream that oozes from every delicate layer. A bakery classic elevated to sinful perfection.
🍓 SF Strawberry & Cream Cake – 25g Protein
Light, fluffy vanilla cake layered with fresh strawberry flavor and silky whipped cream filling that tastes like the very best strawberry shortcake you’ve ever had.
🫐 SF Blueberry & Cream Cake – 25g Protein
Soft vanilla cake stacked with sweet blueberry filling and smooth cream layers, creating a perfectly balanced bite of fruity freshness and rich indulgence.
🍋 SF Lemon & Cream Cake – 25g Protein
Bright, vibrant lemon cake paired with silky vanilla cream for the perfect combination of refreshing citrus and rich sweetness that melts in your mouth.
🫐 SF Wild Berry Pop-Tart – 12g Protein
A buttery pastry crust filled with a vibrant blend of wild berries and topped with a sweet glaze. Homemade nostalgia with a protein-packed twist.
🍳 Breakfast Cupcake – 24g Protein
Layers of fluffy French toast, savory eggs, crispy bacon, and melty goodness baked together into one perfectly portable breakfast that keeps you full for hours.
🧀🌶️ Bacon Cheddar Jalapeño Scone – 24g Protein
Tender, buttery scone packed with smoky bacon, sharp cheddar cheese, and fresh jalapeños for just the right amount of heat. Savory, cheesy, flaky, and absolutely addictive.
💀 Remember… this is your LAST chance until NEXT FRIDAY. Once the doors close this afternoon, the bakery falls silent for the week. Don’t spend your holiday wishing you had grabbed “just one more.”
Stock up. Treat yourself. Feed the family. Hide a few slices for yourself—we won’t tell.
🖤 Open until sold out… and judging by today’s lineup, the Grim Reaper may be clocking out early.
