05/31/2024
No 34 guilty verdicts over here at LilMex.
If we were charged with these 34 counts below however, we would proudly plead guilty to all of them.
1. Clean baseboards
2. Serving the “Best rice I’ve ever had” - Ben, age 4
3. A pleasant and knowledgeable staff
4. Tacos al Pastor made with pork
5. “Great food and service” - Ken
6. A “nice color scheme” - Martha
7. Featuring 27 Tequilas
8. A mostly level pool table
9. Spanish speaking staff members
10. “Great prices on food” - Eddie
11. Enchilada, Ranchero and Verde sauces available
12. Being told “the way all of the staff interacted together made the fantastic food that much more enjoyable. Something so hard to achieve for a lot of restaurants” - Rae Rae
13. Being a Mexican Restaurant located at 57 Pond St in Ludlow VT.
14. Sammy B playing on Monday June 3rd, 5-8pm
15. Jason said that “entrees were large and delicious”
16. Serving seven specialty cocktails
17. Selling a 2oz pour of Don Julio 1942 Anejo for $38
18. Always striving for perfection
19. Being “within walking distance of a laundromat” - Toni
20. Being detailed orientated
21. Appearing “oddly decorated”
22. Having at least one “super attentive and pleasant server” per Kevin
23. Guacamole
24. Not having any sour mix
25. Serving ten draft beers, all from VT.
26. Lying about Modelo being from VT
27. Having a working relationship with Casella Waste Management
28. Asking if you want a glass with your bottled beer
29. Shredded Chicken, Pulled Pork, Grilled Chicken, Shredded Beef, Ground Beef and Sautéed Vegetables
30. Willing to sell Bar Dog Pinot Noir by the bottle.
31. Trying to start a Facebook feud with Killarney, twice.
32. Believing that beans and rice should be served with everything, not chips
33. Believing that chicken wings should be baked, then fried.
34. Needing to increase social media budget