Critical Hit Confections

10/20/2026

GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!

2 dozen cookie boxes are now available with a choice of up to THREE different flavors. What?!

$25 each. Coming soon to the website.

10/18/2026

Yesterday was my mom's birthday, so I invented a new flavor for her.
Introducing the Red Velvet: buttermilk cocoa cookie with cream cheese chips and red sprinkles.
She gets to be the first one to try them (after Jake and I... hey, someone has to taste-test these things!), but they will be available for sale as soon as I get back from NJ.

10/15/2026

Fans of Shenmue 2 will recognize the game we'll be bringing to the Becker Halloween Fest next Monday 10/26.
Kids get three poker chips with which to place their bets before we roll the dice and hand out prizes.
Can't wait to see you there!

10/14/2026

I am way worse at photography than I am at cake decorating. How am I supposed to get a good angle on this thing?!

Obviously, fresh fruit is not cottage law friendly, but hit me up for special orders and I can work with you on flavors (with the understanding that I work from a home kitchen that is not licensed or inspected, but also that I have decades of experience with food safety).

10/11/2026

It's my favorite time of year to be a cake decorator!

10/08/2026

Happy October, y'all!

10/06/2026

Pro tip: You don't need to stack cakes to get an elegant tiered look. Arrange two similarly decorated cakes at different heights on the table (or use floating cake stands) to achieve the same effect without the fuss or fear of tipping over.

10/02/2026

Shop our leftovers sale, live now:
https://criticalhitconfections.com/go/kT1Me86

3-pack cookies only $3 (regularly $5)
Dozen bags only $10 (regularly $15)
Plus a handful of our Glutenless and Vegan Autumn Pie Thumbprint cookies!

Pick-up and local delivery available.

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