Dylan Dash

06/03/2026

DoorDash doesn't know your grandma. Uber Eats doesn't know your favorite restaurant.
But Dylan Dash probably knows both. 😂
Need food, groceries, or a pickup from across town?
Send a message and I'll handle the rest.
Fast. Simple. Delivered.

06/02/2026

Can Dylan Dash deliver 900 pizzas?

Probably not.

Can Dylan Dash deliver an inflatable bounce house?

Definitely not. 😂

But if it fits in the Sequoia, there's a good chance I can get it where it needs to go.

Food. Groceries. Last-minute pickups. Random errands.

If it fits, send me a message.

Fast. Simple. Delivered.

06/01/2026

West Texas forecast:
🌞 Hot
💨 Windy
😴 Don't feel like leaving the house
Good thing that's what Dylan Dash is for.
Need something delivered? Send a message and we'll handle it.
Fast. Simple. Delivered.

05/29/2026

Basin Flavor Magazine has been showing Dylan Dash a lot of love lately, and I'd appreciate it if y'all would return the favor. ❤️
If you've enjoyed their content, discovered a new local restaurant through them, or just want to support another small local business, consider giving them your vote for MRT Readers' Choice.
Midland does best when we support each other.

Check it out now!

05/29/2026

Huge thank you to Shannon Winn Frost , Basin Flavor Magazine , and everyone who made this possible.

Dylan Dash took a night off and I got to spend it with some of my favorite people instead.

We watched baseball, met mascots, ate way too much ballpark food, explored the playground, and made memories that will last a long time.

Thank y'all for the tickets, the hospitality, and an amazing experience at the ballpark. We had a blast, and the RockHounds got the win. ⚾

05/26/2026

While everybody else is arguing over hot dogs and lake plans…
some of us are still running deliveries for the people stuck at work, home, or on the grill. 🇺🇸💨

Memorial Day ain’t just a day off.
Respect to the ones who gave everything.

Now tell me Midland… who forgot the ice, drinks, or burger buns?”

05/24/2026

Midland after realizing they can get tacos, snacks, cold medicine, and a random Walmart run without putting pants on. 💨🛒

Open daily 9AM–Midnight.
We’re up when West Texas needs us.