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10/30/2026

Detective Batista? ❌
Detective Barista? ✅

Bro couldn’t solve a case, but he cracked the code to La Pasión. 😭🌹🫦❤️

Guava & cream cheese pastelito flavored latte. ☕️

10/29/2026

Doakes finally caught the Bay Harbor Butcher… Boba. 🩸🧋

Turns out Dexter’s been dumping bodies AND brown sugar pearls. 💀

Try it now, only for a limited time, at Dirty Dog Coffee 🐶☕️

10/28/2026

Even serial killers have killer cravings… 🔪🩸

Dexter’s got a boat full of secrets and a cup full of Dirty Dog. 💀

Meet the Slice of Life Latte 🍋‍🟩 Key Lime Pie flavored and dangerously addictive. 😏

Some things are better left at the bottom of the ocean. This latte isn’t one of them. 🛥️☕

10/27/2026

SURPRISE, MOTHERFUDGER. 🗣️🍫

DEXTER’S OUT HERE CATCHING BODIES AND DOAKES IS OUT HERE CATCHING A SUGAR RUSH WITH A SURPRISE MOTHERFUDGER FROM DIRTY DOG. 🔪💀🚔⛓️‍💥☕️

THE BAY HARBOR BUTCHER CAN WAIT. THIS MF GOT BROWNIES ON IT. 😤💪🏻

10/26/2026

🩸🔪 Tonight’s the night… for espresso. And it’s going to happen again. And again. ☕

We all have a Dark Passenger… ours just happens to run on coffee. This week at Dirty Dog Coffee, we’re serving up 8 killer specials inspired by Dexter. Miami flavors, house made edible toppers, and a few secrets better left wrapped in plastic.🔪

🔪 THE KILL LIST 🩸

🩸 Crème Scene Cleanup — A creamy coconut flan-flavored coffee wrapped in edible crime scene tape. No evidence left behind!

🫦 La Pasión Latte — A Miami-inspired latte featuring the sweet and tangy flavors of guava and cream cheese pastelitos. ¡La Pasión!

🥃 Tonight’s the Nightcap — A Brandy Alexander-inspired coffee topped with an edible Dexter Morgan. Tonight’s the night!

🖤 Bay Harbor Butcher Boba — Classic brown sugar bubble tea topped with an edible black trash bag, straight from the depths of Bay Harbor. 👀

🔪 Dark Passenger — A rich, dark cocoa Cuban-style coffee crowned with house-made espumita whipped cream and an edible blood slide.

🛥️ Slice of Life Latte — A little taste of Miami! A sweet, tangy Key lime pie-inspired latte.

🍫 Surprise Motherfudger — A rich chocolate fudge brownie coffee topped with an edible Doakes. SURPRISE, MOTHERFUDGER! 👀

🧊 Ice Truck Chiller — A classic vanilla soft-serve-inspired frappe topped with a severed edible doll hand, straight from Dexter Morgan’s freezer. 😉

🩸 First rule of Harry’s Code: never get caught… without a coffee. 😏

10/24/2026

And that’s a wrap on Bloody Blockbusters 🩸🔪

10/22/2026

💋 “Hell is a decaffeinated girl.” 🩸☕️

And Jennifer Check has killer taste. 🔪🫦💕

Sink your teeth into Jennifer’s Toddy, one of our dangerously delicious Bloody Blockbusters specials at Dirty Dog Coffee! 📼☕️🎞️

10/20/2026

The only thing that’s scarier than these drink specials, is probably the fact that we forgot to post them for two days. 🤣😳👻

Stop by Dirty Dog and check out this week’s BLOODY BLOCKBUSTERS specials! 🎃

Rated R for Ridiculously Good Coffee. 🔪☕😏

OH! And……

🎬🍿 Be kind, please REWIND! 📼🔪🔁

10/17/2026

⚡️ IT’S ALIIIIIVE!!! ⚡️

A frightfully delicious Black Sesame Cookie Frap, topped with an edible Frankenweenie image! 🖤🦴

🚨 LAST CHANCE TO GET ZAPPED! 🚨 Today is the FINAL day for our Creepy Lil’ Cartoons specials before they disappear into the graveyard! 🪦👻

10/16/2026

🗝️🪡 Be careful what you wish for… especially when it tastes THIS good! 😋

Step through the little door and into a world of sweet, spooky deliciousness with our Coraline’s Ube Dream! 💜✨⭐️

Address

2861 US-70 East
Morganton, NC
28655

Opening Hours

Monday	7am - 4pm
Tuesday	7am - 4pm
Wednesday	7am - 4pm
Thursday	7am - 4pm
Friday	7am - 4pm
Saturday	8am - 3pm

Website

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