07/18/2026
🚨🚨 **STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.** 🚨🚨
We woke up today and chose **WING CHAOS.** 🤪🔥🍗
⚡ **FLASH WING FRENZY** ⚡
💥 **$1 WINGS. YES. ONE. DOLLAR. WINGS.** 💥
But here’s the catch… YOU’VE ONLY GOT **ONE HOUR** TO GET ’EM! 😱
⏰ **5:30 PM – 6:30 PM TODAY ONLY!**
🍗 Minimum 10 wings
🥤 Beverage purchase required
🍽️ Dine-in only
Call your friends. Cancel your plans. Alert the group chat. 📲🚨
Get in the car. **WE DON’T CARE HOW YOU GET HERE—JUST GET HERE.** 😂
At **6:31 PM**… P**F. 💨
**THE FRENZY IS OVER.**
🔥🍗 **ONE HOUR. $1 WINGS. ABSOLUTE CHAOS.** 🍗🔥
📍 **CRAFT 2700 @ FREYMOYER’S**