10/26/2026
🚨 **NOW HIRING! OPEN INTERVIEWS!** Thursday October 29 from 3 to 5!🚨
🍔 **Vern's Bar & Grill is looking for some new team members!** 🍻
We're hiring! But before you apply, let's go over a few VERY complicated job requirements. 😂
✅ Must have COMMON SENSE. (We know, we're asking a lot.)
✅ Must know how to read a schedule AND actually show up for those shifts. 🤯
✅ Must understand that "I'm on my way" means you're actually on your way.
✅ Must be able to work without someone reminding you to do your job every 5 minutes.
✅ Must know that your phone is NOT a part of your uniform. 📱
✅ Must be responsible. (Yes, even when it's Friday.)
✅ Must be able to handle a little chaos, have a sense of humor, and work as a TEAM!
🚩 **If your grandma dies every other weekend, your car only breaks down on workdays, or you mysteriously get sick every Friday night... this might not be the job for you.** 😂
💰 We offer a fun work environment, great coworkers, and the opportunity to earn a paycheck just for DOING YOUR JOB! Imagine that! 🤣
🔥 **OPEN INTERVIEWS!** 🔥
Come see us at **Vern's Bar & Grill!**
**No unicorns needed. Just dependable people with common sense and a work ethic!** 💪🍔🍻
