Funky Monkey

06/04/2026

Hey everyone. I won’t be at the shop this morning I have a sick little one at home. But I’ll be there for lunch and you can reach me by phone. I’m only a few min away

06/04/2026

🚨 EPISODE 5: THE PHOTOGRAPHS 🚨

The Monkey Down investigation took a shocking turn today.

New photographs have surfaced.

And they aren’t looking good for Bigfoot.

A tourist reviewing pictures from the marina discovered something investigators somehow missed.

In multiple photographs taken on the night of the incident…

Bigfoot can clearly be seen near the scene.

Not once.

Not twice.

But several times.

👀

The first photo shows Bigfoot watching from a distance.

The second appears to show him moving closer.

The third…

Well…

Let’s just say the Monkey’s legal team is very interested in the third photograph.

The images have spread throughout the marina, and social media is exploding.

The Monkey held an emergency press conference this morning.

Standing dramatically atop a cooler, he pointed to the photographs and declared:

“I KNEW IT! Nobody believed me, but I knew it!”

When reporters approached Bigfoot for a statement, he refused to answer any questions.

Witnesses claim he looked nervous.

One witness even reported hearing him mutter:

“This wasn’t supposed to happen.”

😳

Since then, Bigfoot has disappeared.

No sightings.

No statements.

No explanations.

The Monkey is demanding answers.

The marina is demanding answers.

And for the first time since the investigation began…

People are starting to wonder if Bigfoot has been hiding the truth all along.

Queen’s Clean has offered a reward for information leading to answers in the case, mostly because they’re tired of the Monkey holding daily press conferences, issuing official statements, and referring to himself as “Detective Monkey.”

To be continued…

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06/03/2026

We have
NON ETHANOL FUEL

06/03/2026

🚨 EPISODE 4: MONKEY DOWN 🚨

This morning, Funky Monkey employees arrived to a shocking scene...

🐒 The Monkey was found face-down and unresponsive.

A banana was discovered nearby.

Witnesses report seeing a large, hairy figure leaving the area sometime during the night. 👣

Bigfoot has denied all involvement, stating:
"I was at Queens Clean all night. I have an alibi."

The Monkey has not commented.

Stay tuned as this shocking story develops.

06/03/2026

We are moving on a boat at the marina and are downsizing everything. It will open early and stay open late. All day Monday and Tuesday. We will have tools, clothing, fishing and boating stuff, kitchen, toys, and much more.

06/01/2026

06/01/2026

Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list! 🎉

Liz Love Fields, Kay E Webb Little, Chris Stacy Peoples, Bob Cranford II, Kenneth Kreeger

06/01/2026

🎣⚓ NATIONAL BOATING & FISHING WEEK IS HERE! ⚓🎣

There’s no better place to celebrate than right here on the water at the Funky Monkey!

Whether you're heading out before sunrise, chasing the afternoon bite, cruising the bayou, or just soaking up the waterfront views, we've got you covered:

🐟 Frozen mullet
🧊 Ice
⛽ Fuel
🚣 Kayak rentals
🍔 Breakfast, burgers, and lunch
☕ Drinks and snacks
🏡 Waterfront Airbnb stays

And rumor has it our resident Bigfoot has been spotted keeping an eye on the marina all week... we're still not sure if he's fishing or just waiting on a burger. 👣

Stop by, say hello, grab what you need, and celebrate National Boating & Fishing Week with us!

Funky Monkey Bait & Burgers
2411 Beachview Dr. Building B
Ocean Springs, MS