04/04/2023
Who wants to play an exciting game?!?!
We call this game "who done it?"
Winner gets a free coffee, all you have to do is ID who done it. :) looser gets publicly shamed on Facebook and a fresh dent in their bumper.
Anyone can play! We're looking for what is probably a car as it hit lower on the fence, and probably happened last friday night but could have been a little sooner because someone took the time to push them back together so it wasn't obvious when looking at it. I'm betting they have fresh dents in their bumper. Probably parked at eveys and backed into it.
If your the looser you still have options :)
Option A) you can work with me to fix it on a low budget. Just the cost of a 5 fence posts and I will immediately take down this post and sweep this all under the rug. It can be our secret. Just reach out to me on messenger within the next 24 hours.
-Or-
Option B) I can waste hours of my life looking throuh the video footage until I find you, and I will find you. I will file an insurance claim, hire the most expensive carpenter I can find, and then figure out how to make that bill land on your lap. It will be a waste of time and paperwork and a headache, but I will because Im stubborn.I'll then proceed to post the video of you doing a hit and run. Because im rotten, I'm going to tag your mom in the video (its a small town, I bet I already know your mom) Just when you think people have forgotten and the town has something new to talk about, I'll repost the video again.... for years I'll continue to do this. Why? Because I can, and it will make me chuckle instead of getting mad.
P.S.- We dont want anyone to be a looser so the correct choice is Option A. Sh*t happens, we won't judge or be angry. Just greatful that I didn't have to wast my time watching cars back out on repeat, I have much better things to waste my time on.:)