Pelham Fried Chicken

09/26/2023

Introducing our new kid's meals! Come on down to in for our "Bitch Baby" and "MawMaw's Lil' Bagger" kid's meals! YUM!

08/14/2023

07/31/2023

Where does get our special herbs and spices? We'll never tell!

07/31/2023

That's it fat man. Pick up the piece of Fried Ken and stick it in your mouth...

07/31/2023

Barbie be like "I know that fat man gonna try to steal my delicious PFC!"

07/31/2023

Barbie be like "Why so many fat men on this Greyhound bus, and can a bitch get a seat?"

07/31/2023

07/30/2023

03/05/2023

Where my at? Come on down to for the platter! We serve fountain and can tell you all about how magnets work!

03/03/2023

DID YOU KNOW when you wrap things in foil, they become cell tower repeaters? The metallic​ layers serve to focus the cell tower's 5G frequencies and amplify the signal to nearby devices! No more low bars! Science!

02/22/2023

kids ❤️love❤️playing with their food! Introducing our line​ of fresh tasty kids meals! Is it ? Is it a toy? Bring the kids and witness the magic of delicious discovery ✨🪄🧙‍♂️

02/18/2023

Congratulations to Steve Dave, the winner of our first annual **se picture challenge. This piece of s**t won with this blurred out bitch shot, because none of you other Pelham motherf**kers ​would send us your bu****le shots. Come get your goddamn free chicken, Steve.