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"overly thought out pizza & more" 🍕🤌🏻🍔
pop-up biz ran by a pair of enthusiasts 🇮🇹♥️

11/02/2026

REMEMBER, REMEMBER THE 5TH OF NOVEMBER. 🎭🍕

And the 6th. The 7th is a private event, so you’re on your own.

A revolution without pizza is a revolution not worth having. And this week, the revolution is only making two public appearances.

🔥 THURSDAY 11/5 — Temescal Brewing| Oakland | 4PM–SOLD OUT

🔥 FRIDAY 11/6 — Moonlight Brewinf | Santa Rosa | 4PM–SOLD OUT

Saturday we’re off doing private party things, so if you’ve been looking for an excuse to grab a pie, consider this your official call to action.

No Guy Fawkes masks necessary. Just show up hungry.

PIZZA! FOREVER! 🤌🍕

10/27/2026

PIZZAS IN PARKING LOTS. PIZZA AT WEDDINGS. PIZZA WHEREVER THERE’S A GOOD PARTY. 🍕🤌

You usually have to come find us in a parking lot somewhere. But sometimes, we bring the whole pizza party to you.

Like this wedding, where we got to spend the evening slinging pies, making new friends & looking extremely professional in our finest eyewear.

Weddings, private parties, celebrations & just about any excuse to get a bunch of people together and eat pizza. We do that too.

Got something coming up? Slide into our DMs. We’d love to party with you.

Stay Gabacool!!! 🍕

📸 North Bay Visuals
Huge shoutout to Amanda & Charlie for trusting us with their special day!

10/26/2026

THEY LAUGHED AT HER. THEY MOCKED HER. THEY NEVER SAW THE PIZZA COMING. 👑🍕

One last horror show before Halloween. Three chances to get your hands on some overly thought pizza. No reservations. Just questionable parking decisions.

🎃 THIS WEEK’S PROM DATES:

THURSDAY 10/29 — Sandy Wheeler Airway, Petaluma | 3–SOLD OUT

FRIDAY 10/30 — Moonlight Brewing Company, Santa Rosa | 4–SOLD OUT

SUNDAY 11/1 — Sandy Wheeler Ross St, Santa Rosa | 12–SOLD OUT

And now for the important question…

Which Gabacool prom queen would you trust with your last slice: Jeremy or Michele? 👑

Choose carefully. One of them knows how to use the ovens.

Stay Gabacool. 🔪🍕

10/22/2026

Different parking lot, same pizza shenanigans. 🍕🔥

Yesterday we had a blast hanging with our friends at Gozney | Outdoor Pizza Ovens firing up some ovens, slinging pies & playing with some pretty cool toys.

Even a little rain couldn’t stop the pizza party.

Huge thanks to the kyle kennedy for having us out!

10/19/2026

THE UNDEAD FEAR WOODEN STAKES. WE FEAR RUNNING OUT OF DOUGH 🧛‍♀️🍕🩸

It’s a killer week at Gabacool! Our friends from Gozney | Outdoor Pizza Ovens are coming to town Wednesday for a special demo, followed by FOUR straight days of slinging pies from Oakland to Sonoma County.

Five days. Four pop-ups. Two pizza slayers. 🔪

Swipe for the schedule, get there before we sell out, and remember… vampires hate garlic, but we put that s**t on everything.

Stay Gabacool. 🤌🍕

10/18/2026

ONE BAD REVIEW. ONE VERY GOOD CAUSE. 🍕🤌

Not every review deserves a response. Some deserve a limited-edition koozie.

Introducing the official Gabacool Provisions “Ruining This Country Since 2023” koozie. Featuring one very real Yelp review, some questionable artwork, and a little inspiration from Jeff Rosenstock . 🤘🏳️‍🌈

But here’s the good part.

100% of koozie sales will be donated to SoCo’s Sexual Assault Prevention, Intervention & Healing Center a local nonprofit working to eliminate sexual assault and human trafficking in Sonoma County through prevention, survivor support, intervention, and healing.

Because if we’re going to make something out of a bad review, we might as well make something good.

Grab a koozie. Support a good cause. Turns out a little spite can go a long way.

Don’t need another koozie? Consider donating directly to Verity at ourverity.org.

Big ups to Night Owls for crushing this project.

Stay Gabacool. 🍕🤌

10/12/2026

The afterlife is a waiting room. Ours just smells like pizza. 🍕👻

Say GABAJUICE three times and we’ll appear in a parking lot with a couple hundred dough balls and some questionable decisions.

Three chances to summon us this week. Thursday, Friday, Sunday. No reservations, no exorcisms, and absolutely no guarantees we won’t sell out.

Swipe for the summoning schedule. 👉

Stay Gabacool. 💀

10/05/2026

1999 called. It wants its possessed hand back.

Unfortunately ours are busy making pizza.

And this week you’ve only got TWO chances to get your hands on one:

🍕 FRIDAY — Moonlight Brewing • 4–sold out
🔒 SATURDAY — Private event
🍕 SUNDAY — Ross St Cooperage • 12–sold out

Two public days. That’s the whole movie.

Miss it and you’ll have to wait for the sequel.

IDLE PIES. Coming to a parking lot near you

09/29/2026

Today we officially handed over the keys to the house where Gabacool started. This was originally supposed to be a fun side project where Michele bought me a pizza oven for Christmas.

A lot happened in that little kitchen. Dough experiments, building the brand identity flour teasting , menu ideas, pizzas for friends, Halloween pizzas with full size candy bars & eventually a van parked out front that somehow became a familiar sight on the block.

Our neighbors were unbelievably supportive from the beginning even when the the backyard, kitchen and basically every available surface became part of a very small pizza operation.

Gabacool has grown a lot since those first pizzas (even if they sucked 🤣), but this place will always be part of the story.

Thanks, Humboldt. We love youse! ❤️🍕

09/29/2026

October sports. Love has a playbook. So does pizza . 🏈🍕

“You have to do everything you can. And if you stay positive, you have a shot at a silver lining.”

Thursday — Airway Cooperage — 3PM til sold out
Friday — Moonlight Brewing — 4PM til sold out
Sunday — Ross Street Cooperage — 12PM til sold out

EXCELSIOR.
Stay Gabacool.

Address

1370 Redwood Way
Petaluma, CA
94954

Website

https://www.gabacoolprovisions.com/

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