10/31/2026
The Zenith would like to apologize for having to close so early tonight.
We were unusually busy and rapidly running out of food.
I would like to say we closed early so that we could go do festive Halloween things, but instead we scrambled to catch up on all of the things we couldn’t do because we were so busy, then did all of the things we still needed to do to prepare for brunch, on top of replenishing whatever we could so that we might actually have something to serve Sunday morning.
Which we will.
We will be ready to open at 11:00 a.m.
Which will feel like noon.
But it will, in fact, be 11:00 a.m.
Because in a strange twist of fate, Halloween is actually the night we set the clocks back, which means you get an extra hour to enjoy all of your parties.
Which now makes me think I probably shouldn’t have worried so much about running out of food, because nobody will show up tomorrow anyway because you all stayed up an hour later than normal having fun.
But here at Zenith Labs we must be prepared for all contingencies.
Which, now that I think about it, almost certainly means we won’t be busy…
because we are, in fact, prepared.
But if you do show up,
we’ll have the coffee ready for you.