Paladin Pie

Paladin Pie Paladin Pie is a naturally-leavened wood-fired pizza cart on NE Alberta and 11th.

Sometimes pizza is forensics. What tragedy befell this pie in its unattended moments? Chomped by a ravenous ghoul from b...
06/21/2026

Sometimes pizza is forensics. What tragedy befell this pie in its unattended moments? Chomped by a ravenous ghoul from beyond the veil? Torn apart by a geomagnetic storm? Space sharks? We may never know. Sound off with your theories. šŸ•µļø

When will this fu**in guy bite it already am I right? And by ā€œthis guyā€ I mean some of our wonderful customers and by ā€œb...
06/20/2026

When will this fu**in guy bite it already am I right? And by ā€œthis guyā€ I mean some of our wonderful customers and by ā€œbite itā€ I mean the pizza!

We’ve never been a pizza cart we’ve always had artisanal meats and cheeses and house made accoutrement and salads. I don...
06/14/2026

We’ve never been a pizza cart we’ve always had artisanal meats and cheeses and house made accoutrement and salads. I don’t know what you’re talking about. Online ordering and Toast delivery available today and we’re here for walk ups! Stay cool! HAGS! āœŒļø

It’s Saturday. We’re open regular hours, or until sold out, or until one of us (me) gets too hot and starts crying. Whic...
06/13/2026

It’s Saturday. We’re open regular hours, or until sold out, or until one of us (me) gets too hot and starts crying. Whichever comes first.

Tomorrow we will be trying out our first ever heat wave anti-pizza pop-up. Menu includes: meat and cheese boxes with sourdough bread, crackers, preserves, etc. (all house-made), salads, and other fun non-pizza items. Help make it a success so we don’t die this summer! šŸ„°šŸ„

Hi everyone, first of all, happy Pride! F**k homophobes and transphobes and bigots generally, eat other pizza or better ...
06/06/2026

Hi everyone, first of all, happy Pride! F**k homophobes and transphobes and bigots generally, eat other pizza or better yet glass, turds.

Second of all, it’s gonna be in the 90s next week. We are dreading our increasingly apocalyptic summer climate and are trying to brainstorm ways we can stay open without lighting the fire on really hot days. Would you buy salads/fancy charcuterie boxes (with house made bread)/desserts from us if we did something like that? Got any other manageable ideas? Throw em in the comments! Love you. 😘

I’m gently reminding you we are closed this Friday. Eat pizza today. Eat pizza tomorrow. No pizza the day after that. Th...
06/04/2026

I’m gently reminding you we are closed this Friday. Eat pizza today. Eat pizza tomorrow. No pizza the day after that. The day after THAT? Pizza again. And then also one final day after that (Sunday) before our weekly closure (Monday and Tuesday). You’re not confused. You’re just hungry. For pizza.

Those of you who can only eat pizza on Fridays like some kind of gluten-centric lycanthrope, be forewarned. We will be c...
05/29/2026

Those of you who can only eat pizza on Fridays like some kind of gluten-centric lycanthrope, be forewarned. We will be closed next Friday 6/5 due to myself and the staff leading rich lives outside of work. It sucks to be closed on a Friday and we’d appreciate you ordering a different day if doable! Thank you so much ā˜ŗļø

It’s a beautiful day… just like Bono said… wow…
05/28/2026

It’s a beautiful day… just like Bono said… wow…

Something blasphemous I’ve been doing lately that I’ve now worked up the courage to tell you about: making the Monk chao...
05/14/2026

Something blasphemous I’ve been doing lately that I’ve now worked up the courage to tell you about: making the Monk chaotic. Pineapple and pickled jalapeƱos on this thing go absolutely sicko freak-style mode. I am sorry to both Indian and Italian culture please forgive me I love you all šŸ’•

Coupl’a new ones for ya: The Monk and The Goblin. The former is a butter chicken pizza with sweet pepper chutney that’s ...
05/01/2026

Coupl’a new ones for ya: The Monk and The Goblin. The former is a butter chicken pizza with sweet pepper chutney that’s similar to one I did 4 years ago in our pop-up era but I finally brought it back because people yelled at me (I am susceptible to being yelled at). The latter is a fresh and funky pesto pie with house made sausage, fontina and red onion. Ya gotta eat!

Address

1027 NE Alberta Street
Portland, OR
97211

Opening Hours

Wednesday 11am - 10pm
Thursday 11am - 10pm
Friday 11am - 10pm
Saturday 11am - 10pm
Sunday 11am - 10pm

Telephone

+15033278831

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