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Paladin Pie Paladin Pie is a naturally-leavened wood-fired pizza cart on NE Alberta and 11th.

We can make any number of pizzas that you can dream of for your company holiday shindig or murder mystery party or birth...
10/23/2026

We can make any number of pizzas that you can dream of for your company holiday shindig or murder mystery party or birthday or arson insurance fraud payout gathering or really anything. This is a photo of 14 pies we made for a birthday this week. We like making a lot of pizzas!

Apropos of nothing, I like when things are made by human hands. I like when the artist’s imperfections are evident in th...
10/14/2026

Apropos of nothing, I like when things are made by human hands. I like when the artist’s imperfections are evident in the art. I like when people do things the hard way or the old fashioned way. With the tools your grandmother used. I like bad art and I like good art, because it had to come out of somebody. Please keep making things.

Anyway, come eat our new pizzas! Yum!

New seasonal pizzas have dropped! Swipe to read individual descriptions :)The Rogue: holiday flavors inspired by a previ...
10/07/2026

New seasonal pizzas have dropped! Swipe to read individual descriptions :)

The Rogue: holiday flavors inspired by a previous Pizza Week special. House-made sausage, mozz, Granny Smith onion relish, crispy sage, cranberry sauce.

The Mage. Worked with our own wonderful Dev on this one! Gochujang pimento cream, roasted baby broccoli, garlic, bacon, mozz. Yeahhhhh!

Even a humble slice of cheese pizza should have a say… give pizza the right to vote. It might fix things. You just never...
09/26/2026

Even a humble slice of cheese pizza should have a say… give pizza the right to vote. It might fix things. You just never know

It’s called “The Goblin” because I am going to be the gobblin’ this pizza tonight. Do you know what I am saying?
09/16/2026

It’s called “The Goblin” because I am going to be the gobblin’ this pizza tonight. Do you know what I am saying?

I’m liking this rain but I’m less liking that 87% of Portland’s population was raptured on Saturday morning… the sales d...
09/06/2026

I’m liking this rain but I’m less liking that 87% of Portland’s population was raptured on Saturday morning… the sales data doesn’t lie… come eat our pizza if you’re reading this 😱

Happy Labor Day weekend please remember to set out a bowl of union-made cookies and a glass of humanely sourced fair tra...
09/05/2026

Happy Labor Day weekend please remember to set out a bowl of union-made cookies and a glass of humanely sourced fair trade macadamia milk for Mr. Labor. Also eat a billionaire. 🛠️

Is anyone else wondering if they should go to the hospital due to a workplace injury involving deep-cleaning a pizza pre...
09/02/2026

Is anyone else wondering if they should go to the hospital due to a workplace injury involving deep-cleaning a pizza prep fridge or is that just me?

Anyway, menu changes on the horizon so come love the Monk and Goblin while you can 💋

Hello, the Paladin Food Safety Oversight Commission is issuing an urgent recall of frowns… please bring your frowns to t...
08/23/2026

Hello, the Paladin Food Safety Oversight Commission is issuing an urgent recall of frowns… please bring your frowns to the nearest Paladin Pie food cart to exchange them for clean, safe smiles. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Welcome to my organic engagement farm. What’s everyone’s favorite example of pre-2000s CGI? Mine is probably The Scorpio...
08/22/2026

Welcome to my organic engagement farm. What’s everyone’s favorite example of pre-2000s CGI? Mine is probably The Scorpion King from The Scorpion King.

Address

1027 NE Alberta Street
Portland, OR
97211

Opening Hours

Wednesday 11am - 10pm
Thursday 11am - 10pm
Friday 11am - 10pm
Saturday 11am - 10pm
Sunday 11am - 10pm

Telephone

+15033278831

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