04/02/2026
11 years ago today we said “let’s name our café ‘Just Bob’.” On April 1st. Everyone thought it was a prank. Unicorn dressed Llamas on site to help us celebrate (shout out to )
For reals — it was Just Bob.
11 years later: bagel sandwiches still coming out hot, crosswords still getting left behind with 2 clues unsolved, and the community still showing up at 7am.
Alberta St, Portland, you’re the reason we’re here. Thank you!