The Rooted Alien

06/15/2026

Since nobody likes a sad cake with melted frosting

06/14/2026

SOLD OUT - There's still a few left - comment or message me to claim 😊

*These flavors are seasonal and may not be offered again*

Should I add to the collection (Pineapple Chamoy) and offer them once more this summer?

🌞 🌞 It's finally sunny again and the perfect time to introduce a couple of new flavors 🌞 🌞

🥭 Velvet Mangonada - Vanilla cupcake filled with mango compote, topped with tangy buttercream and sprinked with lime chili Tajin 🥭

🍹Lime Margarita - Vanilla cupcake with lime buttercream drizzled with fresh lime Curd and sprinkled with margarita salt 🍹

Here's what's available for pick up today:

2 - six packs of the Cantina Collection (3 Velvet Mangonada & 3 Lime Margarita) $18

2 - six packs of the Summer Variety Pack (2 Velvet Mangonada, 2 Lime Margarita & 2 Lemon Blueberry) $18

1 - four packs of the Cantina Collection (2 Velvet Mangonada & 2 Lime Margarita) $14

1 - four pack the Summer Variety Pack (1 Velvet Mangonada, 1 Lime Margarita & 2 Lemon Blueberry) $14

Comment or message to claim - 1st come 1st serve - No holds - Must be able to pick up today/tomorrow

---I will update amounts as things are sold---

*Remember Summer 2026 is fully booked*

Watch for posts like these to snag some goods!

06/13/2026

🌞 🌞 It's finally sunny again and the perfect time to introduce a couple of new flavors 🌞 🌞

🥭 Velvet Mangonada - Vanilla cupcake filled with mango compote, topped with tangy buttercream and sprinked with lime chili Tajin 🥭

🍹Lime Margarita - Vanilla cupcake with lime buttercream drizzled with fresh lime Curd and sprinkled with margarita salt 🍹

Here's what's available for pick up today:

2 - six packs of the Cantina Collection (3 Velvet Mangonada & 3 Lime Margarita) $18

2 - six packs of the Summer Variety Pack (2 Velvet Mangonada, 2 Lime Margarita & 2 Lemon Blueberry) $18

1 - four packs of the Cantina Collection (2 Velvet Mangonada & 2 Lime Margarita) $14

1 - four pack the Summer Variety Pack (1 Velvet Mangonada, 1 Lime Margarita & 2 Lemon Blueberry) $14

Comment or message to claim - 1st come 1st serve - No holds - Must be able to pick up today/tomorrow

---I will update amounts as things are sold---

*Remember Summer 2026 is fully booked*

Watch for posts like these to snag some goods!

06/12/2026

06/05/2026

SOLD - I have one 6 pack of cupcakes available for pick up tonight or tomorrow - $18

Half lemon blueberry and half strawberry shortbread. Message or comment to claim.

06/04/2026

📢 The moment you've been waiting for 📢

⚖️ This cake weighed in at a whopping 19.0 pounds! ⚖️

The winner with a super close guess of 18.8 pounds is Hope Golisch! Congrats!

A super close second was the guess of 19.2!

05/31/2026

👇👇Drop your guesses below 👇👇

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🎂This behemoth of a sheet cake is an 11"x15" two layer vanilla cake with raspberry filling and vanilla buttercream. 🎂

⚖️ Whoever guesses closest to the correct weight (in pounds) without going over will win a six pack of cupcakes in summery flavor(s) for pick up 6/5 or 6/6. ⚖️

❓️Guessing ends 6/3 at 6pm❓️

I'm not saying it was heavy but if dropped, it might have left a dent in the floor! And yes, I actually weighed it!

05/25/2026

Nothing says Summer quite like 🍓🌸🍓Strawberry Nebula 🍓🌸🍓

Check out this 10" 3 layer cutie from last year. Vanilla cake filled with strawberry compote and ermine, and covered with tangy buttercream ☀️

05/25/2026

Now, we don't get political around here, but Memorial Day is a time to honor those who have served, and it also marks the beginning of summer, a season of new beginnings. Let's unite in gratitude for their service and strive to build a brighter future rooted in compassion.

It's finally warming up, so don't let the weather control, fake clouds and chem trails stop you from getting out and enjoying what may or may not be our actual sun.

Let's build that summer playlist! Drop a comment below with what you'll be blasting on repeat the next few months.