Squatcho's

03/12/2026

We're not finished yet 🌈
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Guinness Barbeque Wings - slightly sweet with zero heat. Perfect for parade day protein.
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Hearty Guinness Beef Stew - if you are planning on drinking your meal, consider grabbing a cup to get your veggie intake.
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Stop in for a slice and one of our specials on Saturday as you're enjoying the parade!

03/12/2026

It's your lucky day 🍀
Shamrock Shakes are back!
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Don't fill up on milkshake because we brought back the Corned Jackfruit and Cabbage pizza and have other holiday specific specials!
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We are open regular hours Saturday (parade day) but delivery will be off until 1pm since we are located on the parade route.

02/12/2026

Anyone else feeling a little schadenfreude after the Bad Bunny bowl? 🏈🐰🏈
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This is a Bills Backers pizza shop.
As such, we felt inclined to make a delicious light mockery of our rivals misfortune.
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Behold the New England Clam Chowder Pizza:
- Clam Chowdah Base
(Mirepoix, Miso Paste, Oatmilk, Roux)
- Fish
- Mozzarella
- Oyster Crackers
- Parsley
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*Cannot be made GF due to the base containing roux :(

02/05/2026

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! 🏈
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Get all of your football favorites without the risk of cross-contamination. Pre-Order is encouraged!
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📸 Seattle Dog Pizza
Garlic Butter Base. Mozzarella. Maywah Ham. Caramelized Onions. Jalapeños. Cream Cheese Swirls.
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Gluten Free Crusts. Gluten Free Wings. Gluten Free Garbage Plates! Tummy ache gang rejoice! We have something for everyone!

01/28/2026

🖕🏼🧊
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We will be closed Friday to participate in the nationwide general strike. We do not take this decision lightly. We operate on a razor-thin margin to keep prices fair for our customers. Losing out on our busiest day of the week will hurt, but not as much as it will to let our country succumb to facism.

01/14/2026

LETS GO BUFFALO!
💙❤️🦬❤️💙
We know you missed us. We apologize for being away.
The great news is we are here for all of your playoff pregame needs!!! I cannot think of a better way to enjoy watching the Bills beat the Broncos than a Squatcho's smorgasbord.
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*Pre-order is encouraged! It is rare we get to serve you delicious cryptid made meals before we watch the only NFL team in NY. The earlier you order the better we can prepare to avoid selling out before close.
Thank you, friends! We look forward to serving you.

11/25/2025

Tis the season to pay it forward ❤️🍕❤️
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Our community still needs us. SNAP was restored, but new work requirements threaten food security for thousands of Monroe County residents. A slice may seem like a small gesture, but a full belly and a clear mind can go a long way.
and an anonymous generous donor have come together to provide 200 no questions asked slices. Grab a slice from the board and exchange it at the register for a much larger, edible slice of pizza.
We will put out 20 slices per day until they are gone. If you would like to contribute to keep the momentum going, we have added a Pay it Forward Slice under Specials.
If you know anyone in need of a hot meal, please send them our way.
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We will be open Today and Tomorrow (11/25-11/26). We are closed on Thanksgiving for obvious reasons, and on Black Friday to celebrate my baby's birthday 🥳 But we will be back in the Shop for Small Business Saturday.

11/18/2025

08/14/2025

Friendly reminder ❤️

08/02/2025

Habanero Peach Wings 🍑🌶️🍑
Enjoy these mildly hot wings on this mildly hot day.
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Satisfy your Squatcho's craving soon because we will be closed for a long weekend August 15-17th! 🏕️