Sandy's Deli

11/03/2026

🏡💅 HAPPY NATIONAL HOUSEWIFE DAY!!! 🤣

We have a few questions…

WHO decided women wanted to work?! WHO said we wanted careers, responsibilities, alarm clocks, and bills?! AND WHERE WERE CAROLYN AND CHRISTINA WHEN THIS MEETING TOOK PLACE?! 🤣🤣

Because apparently, there was a HUGE misunderstanding.

These two were under the impression they'd be living their best housewife lives by now. You know… sleeping in, sipping coffee, going to lunch with the girls, getting their nails done, and asking their husbands what they want for dinner… before ordering takeout. 💅😂

Instead, here they are at Sandy's, clocking in, making sandwiches, stirring soup, answering phones, and wondering HOW they ended up on the wrong side of the kitchen counter. 🤦‍♀️🤣

WE WANTED EQUAL RIGHTS… NOT EQUAL RESPONSIBILITIES AND A 40-HOUR WORKWEEK!!! 😂😂

Don't get us wrong, we LOVE a strong, independent woman… we'd just also love to be a strong, independent woman whose bills are mysteriously paid every month. 💸🤣

ANYWAY… since Carolyn and Christina's retirement into luxury housewife life has been postponed indefinitely, they're here cooking so YOUR wife doesn't have to! 👏

🍗 TODAY'S SPECIAL: Chicken Parm Sandwich — because your wife deserves something delicious that she didn't have to make!

🥣 SOUP OF THE DAY: Homemade Veggie Beef — warm, hearty, and best of all, NO DISHES FOR HER!

👨 HUSBANDS, LISTEN UP! Today's your chance to be a hero. Bring home lunch, tell her she's beautiful, and maybe even do a load of laundry WITHOUT asking where the detergent is. THAT'S ROMANCE, BABY! 🤣👏

📞 518-297-6951

And if anyone knows where Carolyn and Christina can exchange their work schedules for a life of leisure, please let them know.

They've been independent long enough. They're ready to be DEPENDENTS. 🤣💅🏡

11/02/2026

🍪💙 ME WANT COOOOKIEEEE!!! 🍪🤪

It's National Cookie Monster Day, and Malachi has FINALLY found a holiday made just for him! 😂🙌

Meanwhile, Carolyn and Heather are our resident COOKIE RAIN MAKERS! 🍪☔👩‍🍳 These two LOVE baking chocolate chip cookies, and Malachi LOVES making them disappear! 🤣

We're not saying he's Cookie Monster… but has anyone ever seen them in the same room?! 👀💙🍪

Before you go full Cookie Monster, we've got LUNCH! 😋👇

🌯 Turkey Club Wrap – Turkey, crispy bacon, lettuce, tomato, American cheese & mayo!

🍲 Soup of the Day: Chicken Noodle! 🥄

🍪 Dessert: Chocolate Chip Cookies, fresh from our cookie queens! 👑

📞 518-297-6951
🚗 Delivery 11 AM–8:30 PM!

🍪 C is for COOKIE… and Carolyn… and Christina……and keeping Malachi away from the cookie tray! 🤣💙

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11/01/2026

🏈🥪 SUNDAY SUBS, NFL FOOTBALL &…… MARIAH CAREY?! 🎄🎤

What could possibly make a Sunday of football and Sandy’s subs any better?!

WE KNOW!!!! 😂

IT’S NOVEMBER 1ST, PEOPLE!!! 🎄🎅

You know what THAT means?! We’re opening the box, defrosting Mariah Carey, and releasing our inner Christmas queens!!! 🎤🤣

And if you know Carolyn, you KNOW that woman loves to sing! 😂🎶 Well, somebody better hand her a microphone because Mariah’s got NOTHING on Carolyn once the Christmas music starts! 🎤🎄

Christina, we’re praying for your ears. It’s only November 1st. You’ve got TWO MONTHS of this. 🤣🤣

Halloween is OVER, the pumpkins are being evicted, and Carolyn’s Christmas concert has officially begun!

In the meantime, we’ve got NFL football, delicious subs, and all your Sunday favorites! 🏈🥪

Grab your favorite sub, settle in for the games, and if you hear someone belting out Christmas songs from the kitchen… mind your business. THAT’S OUR CAROLYN! 😂🎤

IT’S TIIIIIIIIIME!!!! 🎄🎶

📞 518-297-6951
🚗 Delivery 11–8:30!

10/31/2026

🎃🍕 TRICK OR TREAT, SMELL OUR PIZZA… GIVE US SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT! 👻🍬

HAPPY HALLOWEEN from Sandy’s Deli!! 🎃

Christina & Carolyn have been busy making our FRESH, HOMEMADE PIZZA DOUGH right here in the deli this morning! 🍕 And they’ve got your Halloween dinner covered!

👻 Taking the little ghosts & goblins trick-or-treating? Let us handle dinner while you handle the candy chaos!

🍕 Too tired to cook after hauling those little monsters around town? WE DELIVER! Stay home, put your feet up, and start inspecting that candy haul. (We won’t tell if you steal a Reese’s! 🤫😂)

🎃 Picking up? Bring those little monsters inside! We’ve teamed up with our friends at GOSS Chevrolet to hand out a delicious assortment of CANDY! 🍫🍬 That’s right, we’ve got the MAIN COURSE AND DESSERT covered! A hot, fresh pizza followed by a little something sweet to tide you over until the big candy haul tonight! 😂

🧙‍♀️ Dining in? EVEN BETTER! Come show off those costumes! Christina & Carolyn can’t wait to see all the little ghosts, goblins, princesses, and superheroes! They’ll be handing out compliments right along with the candy! 🥰🍬

🍕 Pizza, wings, and plenty of goodies to keep everyone happy!

📞 518-297-6951
🚗 DELIVERY AVAILABLE UNTIL 8:30 PM!

Because the only thing scarier than Halloween is a house full of hungry trick-or-treaters! 👻🤣

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYONE! 🎃🍕🍬

10/30/2026

🎃🥬 IT'S CABBAGE NIGHT, FOLKS!! 😂👻

Hide your eggs, lock up the toilet paper, and keep an eye on your pumpkins! 👀🤣 The night before Halloween is here, and the mischief is just getting started!

Meanwhile, Christina & Carolyn are holding down the fort at Sandy's Deli… and we're not making any promises about what those two are up to! 🧙‍♀️😂

🍔🥓 TODAY'S SPECIAL: Bacon Mushroom Swiss Burger with crispy golden fries! 🍟

🥣 SOUP OF THE DAY: Cheddar Broccoli with BACON! 🧀🥦 Because even the soup is getting a little naughty tonight!

Come fill your belly before you head out causing trouble! And if you see Christina & Carolyn buying toilet paper in bulk… mind your business! 🤣🧻

📞 518-297-6951
🚗 Delivery 11 AM–8:30 PM!

10/29/2026

NEXT WEEK'S MENU IS READY TO ROLL!

A bunch of new offerings, including a VEGAN DAY (soup and cookies) and an INDIAN DAY (that also happens to be all dairy free!).

Order by Sunday November 1 at NOON. Pick up at my kitchen or Sandy's Deli, just indicate when you finalize your order.

Want to pick up on several days? Just add a note to your order and we'll get it worked out!

Don't see what you want? Get in touch for a custom order! I happen to be making an entire batch of my chocolate chip cookies for a customer...just sayin!

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10/29/2026

10/29/2026

🔪😈 HI, I'M CHUCKY… WANNA EAT?! 😱🍴

It's CHUCKY DAY at Sandy's Deli, and Christina & Carolyn are in the kitchen cooking up something KILLER! 🔪🤣

🍲 Soup of the Day: Split Pea & Ham Soup — thick, hearty, and so good it's SCARY!

🔥 Today's Special: Grilled Chicken Sandwich smothered in BBQ sauce, topped with grilled onions and melted Swiss cheese! 🤤

Chucky says, "YOU'RE MY FRIEND TILL THE END!" 🔪

Christina & Carolyn say, "That's nice, Chucky… but stay OUT of our kitchen!" 😂

Come grab some lunch before Chucky gets any bright ideas! 👀

📞 518-297-6951
🚗 Delivery available 11 AM–8:30 PM!

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10/28/2026

🗽🧀 LIFE, LIBERTY & THE PURSUIT OF CHEESY GOODNESS! 😂🇺🇸

It's Statue of Liberty Dedication Day, and Christina & Carolyn are serving up a little American history with a WHOLE LOT of comfort food at Sandy's Deli!

🍞🧀 TODAY'S SPECIAL:
Grilled Cheese with BACON & TOMATO! 🥓🍅
Golden, buttery, crispy bread, gooey melted cheese, smoky bacon and fresh tomato! Ohhhh, YES PLEASE! 🤤

🥦 SOUP OF THE DAY:
Cheddar Broccoli Soup! 🧀
Rich, creamy, cheesy and just begging for that grilled cheese to take a little dip! 😂

🗽🇺🇸 NOW FOR TODAY'S LADY LIBERTY TRIVIA!

We all know she's holding a torch... but what's in her OTHER hand? 🤔

🇺🇸 A. The Declaration of Independence
📖 B. A tablet inscribed with a date
🗝️ C. A giant golden key
📜 D. The U.S. Constitution

👇 DROP YOUR ANSWER IN THE COMMENTS! NO CHEATING! 😂

And while Lady Liberty is busy holding that torch, Christina & Carolyn are busy holding down the kitchen! 👩‍🍳

Come hungry, leave happy, and remember... FREEDOM IS GREAT, BUT SO IS MELTED CHEESE! 🗽🧀🤣

10/28/2026

🗽🍕 GIVE ME PIZZA, OR GIVE ME LIBERTY! 🇺🇸😂

It's Statue of Liberty Dedication Day, and Sandy's Deli is celebrating with a little TRIVIA and a WHOLE LOT OF FOOD!

🗽 DID YOU KNOW?
The Statue of Liberty was officially dedicated on October 28, 1886! That's 140 years of Lady Liberty standing tall in New York Harbor!

Now here's YOUR trivia question! 👇

🇺🇸 What country gifted the Statue of Liberty to the United States?

A 🇮🇹 Italy
B 🇫🇷 France
C 🇬🇧 England
D 🇩🇪 Germany

Drop your answer below! 👇 NO GOOGLING! 😂

🍕 NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT SOME REAL FREEDOM... FREEDOM FROM COOKING DINNER!

Sandy's has THREE Family Packs that'll have everyone at the dinner table waving their forks instead of arguing over what's for supper! 😂

🍗 CHOICE #1 – KEEP IT CLASSIC!
X-Large Cheese Pizza, Chicken Tenders & Fries, Large Green Salad and 4 Cookies!

🥪 CHOICE #2 – EVERYBODY GETS SOMETHING!
X-Large 1-Topping Pizza, 2 Subs, Large Green Salad and 4 Cookies!

🌭 CHOICE #3 – THE ABSOLUTE UNIT!
X-Large 1-Topping Pizza, 4 Hot Dogs, Onion Rings, Mozzarella Sticks, Fries and 4 Cookies!

💥 JUST $55 + TAX FOR EACH FAMILY PACK!

🗽 Lady Liberty holds a torch... we're holding PIZZA, SUBS and enough food to keep the whole family happy! 🍕😂

🚗 WE DELIVER! 518-297-6951
🕓 Monday–Thursday | 4–9 PM

So tell us... Have you ever visited the Statue of Liberty? 🗽 And which Family Pack would YOUR family choose?!