11/02/2026
🚨🚔 **BREAKING NEWS FROM CABLE HOLLOW!** 🚔🚨
**THE BIRDIE & BOGIE BURGLARS HAVE BEEN APPREHENDED!** 🐦⬛⛳
After a day of stealing hard-earned birdies and bogies, terrorizing scorecards, and showing absolutely NO remorse, the notorious Birdie Burglars were finally taken into custody! 👮♀️🤣
Witnesses report the suspects were escorted into the event center, where they appeared completely unashamed of their crimes but were forced to accept their plea agreement and were permitted to steal one birdie and one bogey from every team!
Their defense? **"We were just doing our jobs!"** 😈
Authorities suspect they'll be back next year... and golfers are advised to guard their birdies accordingly!
**No birdies are safe at Cable Hollow!** 🏌️♂️😂