Terribles

01/03/2025

Mmm. Our food looks exactly like this.

10/19/2024

We will cater your next funeral.

11/06/2023

We don’t change our clocks. Deal with it.

02/14/2023

Happy Valentine’s Day.

We’ve decided to cancel all our reservations and go see a movie instead.

You’re welcome.

02/07/2023

My wife and I are getting a divorce and she is making me take the restaurant.

I’m going to take all of this out on you.

12/31/2022

We are postponing our New Year’s Eve celebration until Wednesday January 18th at 7:30 am.

If you’ve already purchased tickets then there will be no refunds but if you are unable to attend then we can still send you your promised 2013 calendar of Spaghetti Plates. (Spaghetti not included)

08/06/2022

New ownership.

Goth guy promotes restaurant with hilarious results. From Lynchland Episode 15. More Liam podcasts at http://www.liamlynch.net/

12/20/2021

We are not a Spanish band of musicians. If you think our meat loaf is bad, you should hear us sing.

Your favorite band Terribles must have gotten mixed up and tagged as us by mistake. I mean, welcome but you will absolutely hate our piano player.

Good luck.

06/24/2021

Don’t forget about our 48 hour “Boiling Spaghetti and Hot Coffee Feed” this weekend. We’re not offering water.

Or plates.

Good luck.

10/12/2020

Home of the 75 dollar omelette.

05/31/2020

When is somebody going to tell The Proud Boys that their leader started that cult as a joke? Isn’t that even slightly embarrassing? Look, you fu***ng N**i sympathizers, we will gladly take your money and serve you all the room temperature chowder that your diapers can possibly handle. But this isn’t your revolution. People are not fighting for you or your salon. Get a fu***ng clue already. Jesus.

Do we have to start a GoFundMe account to get your attention? Can I just post a picture of an eagle and consider that a mic drop?

How does this work?