05/29/2026
🍍 Hawaiian pizza…
I’m just gonna say it. I don’t personally like pineapple on pizza. Before everybody grabs their pitchforks, hear me out.
My issue isn’t really the flavor. My wife likes it, and I’ll occasionally eat a slice. Truth be told, all I really need is a good pepperoni pizza. 🍕
It’s more of a pizza nerd thing. Pineapple is loaded with water, and as that moisture evaporates, it cools the surface of the pizza. That makes it harder to get that beautiful golden-brown cheese and crust that I’m always chasing.
To be fair, lots of vegetable toppings do the same thing. Pineapple just happens to be the biggest offender.
That said… taste is subjective. I don’t eat anchovies either 🐟 and I carry those.
So if pineapple belongs on pizza in your world, I’ve got your back. If it doesn’t, I’ve got your back too.
Love it or hate it, there is no right or wrong answer.