Holy Smokes BBQ

Holy Smokes BBQ A Rustic, Dine-in BBQ Restaurant, w/ Melt-In-Your-Mouth Brisket & Ribs, Snappy Sausage & Juicy Chicken & Scrumptious Homemade Sides and Desserts!
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OPEN 10 AM until 3 PM Monday through Friday and 10 AM until 4 PM Saturday. Closed on Sundays. Delivery available! Call 830-201-4145 for an individualized catering quote. Visit our website for the full menu: www.NoTeethRequired.com

HEY! Did I FORGET to mention that WE HAVE FULL RACKS OF SPARE RIBS ON SALE TODAY? Half Price! ONLY TODAY AND ONLY WHILE ...
06/06/2026

HEY! Did I FORGET to mention that WE HAVE FULL RACKS OF SPARE RIBS ON SALE TODAY? Half Price! ONLY TODAY AND ONLY WHILE WE GOT EM! 😁🫣

SATURDAY! 😇
HOLY SMOKES! 🔥

Smoky Leg Quarters…$6.99 Each!
Limit of 10, while they last!

Family Pack…
1/2 LB Sliced Brisket
1/2 LB Jalapeño Sausage
Family Pintos
Family Tater Salad
Fixins and 4 Slices of Bread 🍞
$35.99!! While it lasts!

9334 Hwy 71W, Spicewood
830-201-4145
8-4

HOLY SMOKES!
No Teeth 🦷 Required…

HOLY SMOKES! Aaaaaaaaand…😎HAAAAPPY FRIIIIIIIIDAAAAY! 😇Ok kiddies, here’s a BIG SURPRISE! 😮 2 Lunch Specials! Both cheep ...
06/05/2026

HOLY SMOKES! Aaaaaaaaand…😎
HAAAAPPY FRIIIIIIIIDAAAAY! 😇

Ok kiddies, here’s a BIG SURPRISE! 😮

2 Lunch Specials! Both cheep cheep 🐥

A - Smoky Leg Quarter with Pintos, Green Beans & TEA! $10.99! 🔥

B - 2 Spare RIBS! 🤯 With Pintos, Tater Salad & TEA! $12.99! W-O-A-H ! ❤️

Why so MUCH for so LITTLE?!? 🤷🏽
Bcuz we CAN, Baby!

Call ☎️ ALL YOUR FRIENDS and bring them to HOLY SMOKES! BBQ for Lunch Today and kick off your weekend the right way!
CALL AHEAD AND SAVE TIME!
830-201-4145! Our Hotline for YOUR BBQ Crisis!

9334 Hwy 71W, Spicewood
830-201-4145! Hurry! Call ☎️ us!
8-4

HOLY SMOKES!
No Teeth 🦷 Required…

Happy THURSDAY!HOLY SMOKES! BBQ has for YOU…😍Smoky Chicken 🍗 Leg Quarters…With Pintos, Green Beans&TEA!$10.99! INTRODUCT...
06/04/2026

Happy THURSDAY!
HOLY SMOKES! BBQ has for YOU…😍

Smoky Chicken 🍗 Leg Quarters…
With Pintos, Green Beans&TEA!
$10.99! INTRODUCTORY PRICE! 🔥

Also, LOADED Pulled Pork Nachos!
Pintos and TEA for $11.99!

8-4
830-201-4145 CALL ☎️ AHEAD!
Save Time AND Money! 🤩

9334 Hwy 71W, Spicewood
HOLY SMOKES!

No Teeth 🦷 Required…😇

IT’S WEDNESDAY! HOLY SMOKES!Just sayin’…😏🔥2 LUNCH SPECIALS TODAY!A-Smoky Chicken Leg Quarter with Tater Salad, Green Bea...
06/03/2026

IT’S WEDNESDAY! HOLY SMOKES!
Just sayin’…😏🔥

2 LUNCH SPECIALS TODAY!

A-Smoky Chicken Leg Quarter with Tater Salad, Green Beans and TEA for just $10.99!!! 🤩

B-CHOPPATOP Loaded Baked Potato 🥔 (Pulled Pork, Cheddar, Butter, Sauce, Onion&Jalapeno) with Pintos and TEA for just $11.99! 🥳❤️

All Lunch Special Prices good ONLY while supplies last! 😍😁😉🤯🏃‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤦‍♂️

8-2 Today BUT! If we’re here at 6AM, which is happening more lately, (we’re gearing up for sooner opening hours!)
We’ll be glad to make YOU some of Breakfast Tacos 🌮 🌮 that’ll have you dancing 💃🏻 🕺 into your morning workload! Sausage, Bacon, BRISKET, SHOOT! Someone wanted Pulled Pork on their Breakfast Tacos, so we DID it!
Eggs, of course! Pintos we can smash 💥, onions, Potatoes, Jalapeños, and of COURSE, Cheese 🧀!
WE RAN OUTTA THE HOMEMADE SALSA! OH NOOOOOOOO!! 🤯🥵
‘Stead of early opening today, I’m running to the store to get the makins for FRESH HOMEMADE SALSA that’ll bite back…😏🥳

8-2 TODAY! Very important meeting. 😏😉🔥
830-201-4145 BBQ HOTLINE!
Call ☎️ ahead and SAVE TIME! 😁
👮🏻‍♂️Cops are welcome to FREE COFFEE!
Really! We love ❤️ Law Enforcement!
9334 Hwy 71W, Spicewood! 😎

HOLY SMOKES!
Come on DOOOOOOWN…🤷🏽‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤠😇

Sat-UR-day…IN the PITS…Some BRIS-ket WITH SOME Sau-SAGE And RIIIBS…(C’mon! Sing 🎶 along! You know you can hear “Chicago”...
05/30/2026

Sat-UR-day…IN the PITS…
Some BRIS-ket WITH SOME Sau-SAGE
And RIIIBS…
(C’mon! Sing 🎶 along! You know you can hear “Chicago” playing in the background…😆)
Here THEY Come, All our FRIENDS…
breffus TACOS FOR THEIR
SAT-ur-day triiip…
chic-KEN Smo-KY MAR-I-NA-ted
(Harmony now) Smell the A-Ro-maaa
WAI-Ting For your SMIIILE…😁😉

peo-Ple Stop-PING CHIL-dren
Laugh-ing
CAN You eat it? YES I Can..

I BEEN waiting such A Long time
For sat-URDAAAAAY…

Ba buh ba Ba BAAA Buh Bah ba…
Sorry! Gotta end the song 🎶 there!
No applause please…
Just THROW MONEY!
Ok ok just kidding…😏😎

Happy SATURDAY!
9334 Hwy 71W, Spicewood
830-201-4145
8-4 Call Early! We DO run 🏃‍♂️ out!

HOLY SMOKES!
Home of the never ending PINTOS!

The Voting, The Mudslinging, The vicious political ads are all behind us…FOR NOW!Come to HOLY SMOKES! BBQ and celebrate ...
05/27/2026

The Voting, The Mudslinging, The vicious political ads are all behind us…
FOR NOW!

Come to HOLY SMOKES! BBQ and celebrate the morning after the VOTE Special: Pulled Pork or Brisket LOADED BAKED POTATOES 🥔! With all the goodies on top!
Comes with Pintos and Tea!

8-4
9334 Hwy 71, Spicewood
830-201-4145

HOLY SMOKES!
Thanks for voting us the BEST for 10 years in a row!

It’s 6:28 on Tuesday Morning!😇Last call ☎️ to get out the VOTE!🤦‍♂️PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!😏We Professional Brisket Sling...
05/26/2026

It’s 6:28 on Tuesday Morning!😇
Last call ☎️ to get out the VOTE!🤦‍♂️

PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!😏
We Professional Brisket Slingers are NOT afraid to beg and grovel…😉

EARLY VOTING starts at 7AM! 🕖
Our Volunteers are waiting for YOU to cast YOUR vote for Sausage Egg and Cheese, Bacon Egg and Cheese, BRISKET Egg and Cheese… SHOOT! even some taters, onions, jalapeños and such! ALL WE ASK IS FOR YOU TO VOTE FOR HOLY SMOKES! BBQ…🥰😆

Lunchtime Voting at 10:30 🕥 on will be the POLITICIAN SPECIAL!!
2 LOADED Pulled Pork Tacos 🌮 🌮 for all the Pork Barrel projects from BOTH sides of the aisle! And speaking of sides, ALL Politicians are full of beans 🫘 at times, so we’ll include Pintos and Chips&Salsa! If you wear your “I Voted” sticker, just mention you’d like FREE Tater Salad! Tea comes with it!

All In All, the HOLY SMOKES! Precinct is expecting a BIG turnout!

So come to HOLY SMOKES! BBQ and VOTE for YOUR FAVORITE 😍 Meal or Pitmaster, His Royal Beansfull!

This is the Brisket Whisperer and I approve this message…😏🤷🏽‍♀️🤦‍♂️

DON’T TELL ANYBODY BUT!
$10 Burgers, Tater Tots & Tea TODAY!
🧐🤩🥳🥸😎😋😆😍🥲🌧️😁😉🤠👮🏻‍♂️

9334 Hwy 71W, Spicewood
830-201-4145
WE ACCEPT CALL ☎️ IN VOTES! 😉🤩
8-4 but we’re early today for ALL YOU EARLY VOTERS!! 🏃🏿😘

HOLY SMOKES!
Get Out And VOTE, AMERICA 🇺🇸!

SATURDAY at HOLY SMOKES! BBQ…And they’re OFF!Randy takes an immediate lead as he leaps out front with LOADED BREFFUS TAC...
05/23/2026

SATURDAY at HOLY SMOKES! BBQ…

And they’re OFF!
Randy takes an immediate lead as he leaps out front with LOADED BREFFUS TACOS! They’ve got Sausage, Bacon and the Everloving BRISKET for the meats! Not to mention EGGS, Cheese, Taters, Jalapeños, Onions for ingredients with HOMEMADE SALSA 💃🏻 that’ll make your taste 👅 buds DANCE!
Mary is gaining with her Sweet Jalapeño Cornbread! She’s got a determined look in her eyes as she roars up next to Randy! She’s edging FORWARD! SHE’S TURNING ON THE OVEN! And those cornbread muffins will soon turn a golden brown…

BUT WAIT! Randy is not giving up easily! He’s throwing Leg Quarters into the Holy Smoker! And look at the smoke as it dances and wraps around the chicken!

But Mary’s not through! She takes the lead again as she throws together about a dozen Chopped Brisket Sammiches with Pickles, Onions and Jalapeños! The work crew on the Ranch are already clapping and CHEERING for Mary because she’s better looking than Randy!! 🤩😆🥰

Who will win? WHO will be our Triple Crown BBQ Champion?!?

It MAY depend on WHO gets the most Memorial Day Weekend Specials ordered over the phone ☎️!
Call 830-201-4145 and ask for RANDY! I mean…I’m NOT Randy 🤣😵‍💫!
No! I’m Mary…and I’m cheating! 😏🤦‍♂️🤷🏽‍♀️

Hey! Here comes Mar…uh, I mean Randy! Gotta go!
See YOU at HOLY SMOKES! BBQ 😆🤩

9334 Hwy 71W, Spicewood TEX us!
Yeah that was deliberate…😉
830-201-4145
Be patient! When you ask what’s on the Memorial Day Weekend Special, there’s SO MANY items it’ll take a bit to read it!

8-4 or when we run 🏃‍♀️ outta food!! 🏃‍♂️

HOLY SMOKES!
No Teeth 🦷 Required…

Good THURSDAY MORNING!!🤩HOLY SMOKES! BBQ of Spicewood will be OPEN on Memorial Day butWe’re ALREADY taking Special Order...
05/21/2026

Good THURSDAY MORNING!!🤩

HOLY SMOKES! BBQ of Spicewood will be OPEN on Memorial Day but
We’re ALREADY taking Special Orders for the weekend, clear through Monday

What would YOU like for the weekend on the lake?😏🍉
Ribs? Wrapped and sauced?😋
Sliced Brisket? 2lbs? 5lbs?😜
Chopped Brisket? 1/2 pan feeds 20!🥰
Sausage by the mile…😊
Chicken Breast marinated and smoked!
Pulled Pork! Sweet? Spicy? Or MIXED?

Yeah Baby! IF U ORDER TODAY…🤷🏽‍♀️🤦‍♂️
We’ll SPECIAL SMOKE BOTH:
Chicken Leg Quarters!😍
Turkey Breast! Order NOW!😇

The SMOKY 1/3 LB Cheeseburgers 🍔 “CAN” be made for you ONLY IF YOU CALL ☎️ AND PREORDER!
Call 830-201-4145!

Memorial Weekend Special starts NOW! For just $99.00 YOU get…

1/2 LB Chicken 🐓
1/2 LB Brisket 😇
4 Smoky Chicken Leg Quarters 🥲
1 Lb Sausage😉
1/2 LB Pulled Pork 🐷
Family Pintos
Family Tater Salad
Family Cole Slaw
4 Big Beautiful 🤩 Jalapeño Poppers!
(If we run out, we’ll substitute something of OUR choice!)
6 oz BBQ sauce
Pickles 🥒
Onions 🧅
Jalapeño Pepper 🌶️ Slices
Order EARLY for Pickup Times!

1/2 Pan of Creamy Mac&Cheese $40!
Don’t tell Mary! She’ll “MAC” ME! 🤯😆

1/2 Pan Peach 🍑 Cobbler $40! 🔥😍

1/2 Pan NANA Pudding $40! 🎶🏃🏿👍

Or CUSTOMIZE YOUR Weekend Feast!
830-201-4145!
9334 Hwy 71W, Spicewood

HOLY SMOKES!
No Teeth 🦷 Required…

THANK YOU TO ALL OF YOU WHO CAME BETWEEN 6AM and 7AM for aFREE BREFFUS TACO!! 🤩We’ll do it again and we’ll give YOU a we...
05/20/2026

THANK YOU TO ALL OF YOU WHO CAME BETWEEN 6AM and 7AM for a
FREE BREFFUS TACO!! 🤩
We’ll do it again and we’ll give YOU a week’s notice! We want to GIVE AWAY
50 Breffus Tacos in 1 Hour! 🤯🔥

***NOTICE! HEAR YE! NOTICE!***
His Royal”Brisket Whisperer” hath declared to yon villagers his Royal desire to cause your Memorial Day chow ON YON PHONETH FOR SPECIAL MEMORIAL DAY ORDERS! 830-201-4145…ETH!
Specify thine own desire for Pickup on Saturday or on Memorial Day itselfeth!
THANK YE THANK YE THANK YE!! 🤠

LUNCH is Choppatop LOADED BAKED TATER! Comes with Pintos and Tea! Brisket OR Pulled Pork!

Please call ☎️ 830-201-4145 before you leave the house and we’ll get the elves working on your food!

6-3 Tomorrow (Wednesday)
830-385-9662
9334 Hwy 71W, Spicewood

HOLY SMOKES!
No Teeth 🦷 Required…eth

Address

9334 Highway 71, Unit 2
Spicewood, TX
78669

Opening Hours

Monday 7am - 10am
10:30am - 3pm
Tuesday 7am - 10am
10:30am - 3pm
Wednesday 7am - 10am
10:30am - 3pm
Thursday 7am - 10am
10:30am - 3pm
Friday 7am - 10am
10:30am - 3pm
Saturday 10am - 4pm

Telephone

+18302014145

Website

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