06/08/2026
⁉️⁉️MISSING PERSON REPORT⁉️⁉️
Dad's wallet was last seen entering the restaurant in good condition.
Witnesses report the following sequence of events:
🥨One pretzel was ordered.
🍺Then a beer.
🌭Then a brat sampler.
🥩Then a schnitzel.
🍰Then someone said, "We should probably get dessert too."
The wallet has not been seen since.
If found, please return immediately to distraught father.
Have you seen it?👀