07/17/2026
# # π¨ IT'S OFFICIAL... THE RATCHET MENU IS COMPLETE. π¨
It all started with one Facebook comment calling our employees "ratchet."
Instead of getting offended...
We got creative. π
That one comment turned into:
π Ratchetest shirts
π The Ratchet Burger
π The Ratchet Dog
π Ratchet Fries
And now...
π₯€ **Introducing... THE RATCHET DRINK!**
A cold, refreshing blend of **Mountain Dew and our thick vanilla shake mixed to perfection.** It's sweet, creamy, citrusy, and just the right amount of questionable. π
But why stop there?
Introducing the RATCHET MEAL CHALLENGE!
For $29.99, you get:
π 1 Ratchet Burger
π 2 Ratchet Dogs
π 1 Large Ratchet Fry
π₯€ 1 Ratchet Drink
Finish the entire meal...
..and you'll earn your place in Mr. Don's history.
π Every finisher receives:
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An official Mr. Don's Certified Ratchet decal
π A personalized, numbered Certificate of Completion
πΈ Your photo on our Ratchet Wall of Fame
π± A featured Mr. Don's social media shoutout
No substitutions. No sharing. One challenger. One meal.
Our motto says it all...
To Be the Ratchetest, You Need to bEAT the Ratchetest.
Think you've got what it takes?
Tag the friend who talks the biggest game but probably isn't making it past the fries. ππ