Useless Creatures Brewing Co.

10/21/2026

**WEEKLY CREATURE FEATURES**

PORK SAMMICH: deep fried breaded pork loin cutlet, kale-apple slaw, mayonnaise, honey mustard

GERMAN CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE: oreo crust, chocolate cheesecake, pecan-coconut frosting, fresh whipped cream

Kitchen is open Wednesday & Thursday from 4–9:30 pm, Friday & Saturday from 12–9:30 pm.

10/14/2026

WEEKLY SPECIALS

You guys asked and we listened. Back by popular demand, the delicious pork sammich. Come on in and grab one, it won’t be here long! 🍻

Don’t forget to grab a piece of pumpkin cheesecake for dessert — you won’t be disappointed! 😉🍁

10/10/2026

It’s Fall Fest Day in Downtown Three Rivers happening from 12-5.
We’ve got tasty apple c***r slushies for the kiddos and a salted caramel sangria for the adults on special today.
Stop in, grab a drink, then head out to the amphitheater to check out all of the fun fall festivities! 🍁🎃

09/30/2026

We’re super excited to be participating in the 3rd annual Constantine Oktoberfest ! Put on your Oktoberfest gear and come hang out with us! We look forward to this exciting event and seeing everyone there. With more breweries, food trucks, and fun activities, We just know this is going to be the best year yet! 🍻🥨

09/17/2026

**WEEKLY CREATURE FEATURES**

THE GOOMBAH SMASHBURGER: 2 smash patties, american cheese, herbed ricotta, arugula, tomato jam, crispy prosciutto

APPLE STREUSEL CHEESECAKE: graham cracker crust, vanilla cheesecake, apple streusel topping, caramel drizzle, fresh whipped cream

AVAILABLE WHILE THEY LAST

Kitchen open 4–10 pm Wed & Thu, 12–10 pm Fri & Sat
41 N Main St, Three Rivers, MI

09/16/2026

CREATURES UNITE!!!! Don’t be useless, give us a vote for best burger in Southwest MI. 🫶🏻🫶🏻

Southwest Michigan burger lovers, it's time to vote. A new poll is running through mid-September to crown the region's best burger spot across eight counties. Last year, Corky's Drive-In in Allegan took the top spot.

09/06/2026

Today’s the day! Three Rivers HarmonyFest has returned. Come grab a b**r at Useless Creatures to help celebrate our 4th anniversary and stay for the great tunes. Free live music, vendors, and fun happening on Main Street from 1-10.

09/02/2026

It’s a busy week in Downtown Three Rivers!

This Friday (Sept. 4), there is a free concert from 7–9:30 pm at the amphitheater featuring The Rebel Eves and The Nathan Moore Affair…

… and we have our Birthday Cake Cheesecake available this week, to celebrate our upcoming 4th Anniversary on Sunday, which happens to be the same day as Three Rivers HarmonyFest (music starts at 1). We will be open on Sunday from 12–10 pm.

So come downtown, enjoy some free music, and stop by Useless Creatures Brewing Co. for food and b**r while you’re at it!

06/24/2026

We will be closed July 1–4, to allow ourselves and our employees some time for relaxation and family. Thanks for understanding.

We’ll return to our regular hours Wednesday, July 8.

06/18/2026