Baker's Dozen

06/04/2026

Good morning donut friends! Happy pre-national donut day! I got my trusty sidekick with me today to torture. Just kidding I love working with my sasshole! Chocolate banana and fruit loops today. Grab your can food item before running out the door to bring me. Have a stupendous day guys!

06/03/2026

Good morning friends! Just saying hi and I wanted to give you a pro tip! On your wife's birthday do not, and I repeat do not run around the house singing "older woman, make beautiful lovers." It will not have the desired effect or be appreciated! Ok BYE

06/02/2026

Good morning donut friends! I hope you enjoyed your weekend! A lot to say today. First don't forget that at least through the summer to bring me A can food item to get a buck off a half dozen or dozen. Shoutout to my wife for putting up with me for 25 years bliss on my end and painful patience on hers! And lastly don't forget Friday is National donut day. So make sure you get your orders in to me so I don't disappoint! Ok BYE!

05/29/2026

Good morning donut friends! Happy Friday! Don't forget to bring me a can food item for a dollar off a dozen or half dozen. Have a wonderful day!

05/27/2026

Hi friends. Please share this! Starting tomorrow if you bring me a can food item I will give you a dollar off a dozen or half dozen donuts. I didn't realize the cuts to SNAP would effect 450,000 people in Kansas starting in June, that's a 3rd of our population. The cuts don't change the need. It just shifts WHERE the need is fulfilled, and unfortunately it falls on us to fill the shelves of the charities. I am saddened that so many need us in our community but we can help! Ok that's it. Here's my handsome boy in a play that 14 showed up to, btw he killed it! Also if you are a charity, church, or food bank please call me tomorrow. Thanks again.

05/26/2026

Ok I didn't realize I broke community policy. I will see you tomorrow. And my vibe for the summer is "kids in the summer, by kid quill" it is very nostalgic and has all my feels. You should check it out!

05/26/2026

Hi friends see ya tomorrow. This is my vibe for the summer, so nostalgic! https://open.spotify.com/track/7GDOBhbCgzjSjqmDjDlChR?si=TsolyBvqSj6pOeyUWXybNw

Kid Quill · Kids in the Summer · Song · 2018

05/26/2026

Hey friends, partied to hard today. Therefore I will be closed Tuesday 5/26. Really just had to good of time to waste it by sleeping. So see ya Wednesday

05/21/2026

Good pre-Friday morning donut friends! I'd like to wish the love of my life a happy birthday, the goat! I made peach today! Have a great day!

05/18/2026

Hola besties! Don't forget that I am closed tomorrow for a doctors appointment, an 8 o clock appointment isn't conducive to selling donuts 🤷‍♂️. I will be back on Wednesday. I can't wait to put smiles on my friends faces, with my attempt at witty banter and my delicious donuts (the latter I know you are actually here for! Peace out! If you are friends with me personally and try to send a message through fb, you need to know I can no longer tolerate the hate of my fellow humans anywhere in the whole world, so I have cutout all social media except for this channel so the access to me is only through this messenger, is what I'm saying. Love ya!