06/16/2026
Dad has 6 tape measures and still
can’t find one when he needs it.”😂😂
Give him what he really needs:
☕ Hatch Coffee Cold Brew
🚚 Delivered Friday
🔥 2 Bottles for $25
Dad Joke:
Why are there 2 bottles for $25?
Because if Dad only gets one, he’ll spend all weekend saying, “Back in my day, this would’ve lasted a month.”😎😎😎
Perfect for mowing the lawn, working on projects, grilling burgers, and falling asleep in the recliner by 7:30.
Message us to reserve yours before Friday!
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