10/29/2026
FAT PANTS FRIDAY: LOOKS QUESTIONABLE. TASTES INCREDIBLE.
Bert looks baffled. Shaylee looks shocked. Your cardiologist prefers not to be tagged.
This week’s Fat Pants Friday comes loaded with an incredible five (5!) different kinds of meat. Carne Asada. Honey Ham. Corned Beef. Roasted Pork Shoulder. Plus, four strips of Nueske's Bacon.
All piled high on a giant toasted Telera Bun along with melted Jack and Cheddar, Chipotle Mayo, Salsa Roja, roasted Pico de Gallo, Jalapeño-cilantro Crema, Queso Fresco and enough Cheese Sauce to require a building permit.
A single grilled Asparagus Spear provides the sole attempt at nutritional redemption.
The promise: A LUNCH SPECIAL consisting of 3K+ calories of unrepentant, un-PC, eating entertainment. Only available this Friday. Only in our bar area. Only $15. Starting at 11 a.m. until we sell out.
Cleaned your plate? Prove it! Post your before-and-after pics!