05/27/2026
If your Friday lunch doesn't require a game plan and a recovery period afterward... what are we even doing here?
Meet Totchos — because we love a good mash up of two of our favorite foods, and, apparently regular nachos skipped leg day.
We stack Tortilla Chips AND crispy Tots, then pile on ½ # Short Rib, AND a ½ # of seasoned Ground Beef, plus our decadent house-made Bacon Jam before drowning this beast in Cheese Sauce, Shredded Cheddar, fresh Pico De Gallo, Salsa Roja, and Cilantro Crema.
Then we intentionally place one precious single grilled Asparagus Spear on top so everyone can continue pretending this is a balanced meal.
This thing has enough meat and cheese to make your weekend plans immediately less productive.
Big thanks to Kathy and Mandi for doing the literal heavy lifting to showcase this beautiful disaster and risking shoulder fatigue holding approximately 37 pounds of lunch. (Okay, it actually comes in closer to 4½ #, but who's counting?)
$15. Bar only. Starts at 11 a.m. Friday and disappears when it's gone.
The promise: A LUNCH SPECIAL consisting of 3K+ calories of unrepentant, un-PC, eating entertainment.
The rules: No sharing. No doggie bags. No regrets!