07/16/2026
🍕 ASK THE PIZZAMAN — a new thing we’re trying. You send us your problems. A man who has spent 25 years next to a 500-degree oven gives you advice. What could go wrong?
This week’s question came in Tuesday:
“Dear Pizzaman: my team got knocked out of the World Cup and I don’t know who to root for anymore. Help.”
Pizzaman said: Root for whoever’s playing England. Works every time.
That was Tuesday. Last night, England lost. ⚽ We’re not saying the Pizzaman controls the outcome of international soccer. We’re just saying he’s 1 for 1 and Vegas should be nervous.
Got a problem? Drop it in the comments or DM us — work drama, in-law drama, “my husband puts pineapple on pizza” drama. Best question gets answered next Thursday. The man is clearly operating at a higher level. Use him.
Also it’s Thirsty Thursday 🍺 — $2.99 domestic beers with any food order. The advice is free. The beer is basically free. Dinner till 9:30pm
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