Fernando's Tacos y Furniture Store

Fernando's Tacos y Furniture Store We sell Tacos y Furniture, that’s about it

yall should try our new Taco Be.....I mean, our new Taco Shell Cheese Supreme. type s**t that make you wanna cream. "yea...
04/02/2023

yall should try our new Taco Be.....I mean, our new Taco Shell Cheese Supreme. type s**t that make you wanna cream.

"yeah, its good" - Ferny, one of our fry cooks/cashier/CEO

Jordan El Chucho Ramirez is still dead btw, we just havent made his RIP post yet cuz f**k that guy, nam-saying

04/12/2022

No mames. The IRS is on my ass and Facebook ain’t letting me post stuff.

Well, I’ve got some bad news. Our food critic, Jordan El Chucho Ramirez, has unfortunately passed away. His body was found dead in a pool of Dr. Pepper and pasta sauce. We will make a post eventually whenever I want to farm his death for likes and follows.

Besides that, I also recently broke up with my imaginary gf. She just wasn’t catching my drift, iykyk.

Also, we have a new offering of cheese that’s coming in the next few weeks. It’s homemade, and manmade as well 😏.

Everybody welcome our newest food critic, Jordan El Chucho Ramirez. He gonna make sure you get the highest calorie food ...
09/08/2021

Everybody welcome our newest food critic, Jordan El Chucho Ramirez. He gonna make sure you get the highest calorie food that we have available. Just watch out cause he might take some of your food since we don't pay him.

Everybody say Hello to our newest Fry Cook, Marcos Rodriguez. He starts tomorrow and he makes his special “Brotherly Tac...
08/28/2021

Everybody say Hello to our newest Fry Cook, Marcos Rodriguez. He starts tomorrow and he makes his special “Brotherly Tacos.” He can’t sell furniture tho so don’t ask him any questions about our new Sex-Safe Chairs.

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