07/02/2026
Hi, I’m Mack. Some people think I own Mack’s, but according to Mom, I haven’t contributed a single dollar toward the business. My name is on the building, though, so I’d say we’re calling it even.
Due to some very unfair health code rules, I work remotely as the official mascot. I have met the entire staff, and I can confirm they’re all pretty great.
My favorite drink is a pup cup, and my favorite hobbies include car rides, naps, neighborhood surveillance, and barking at things I don’t fully understand. I also take my job of protecting the house very seriously from delivery drivers, squirrels, rabbits, leaves, and any other suspicious activity.
My favorite coworker is Mariana. She lives with us and sometimes takes me on extra walks, so she’s currently winning. The rest of the staff is welcome to submit applications to improve their ranking.
I used to make public appearances at the farmers market, but after a recent incident involving excessive enthusiasm and several very strong opinions about everything happening around me, management and I have agreed that I should stick to my remote position for the time being. Even though I can’t be at the farmers market, Peyton and Dad will be tonight.
Something people might be surprised to learn about me is that I actually know quite a few commands. Whether I choose to listen is a completely separate issue.
Thanks for supporting my coffee shop. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have important business to attend to. I think the mail carrier is outside.
🐾 ~ Mack, Founder, Mascot, and CBO (Chief Barking Officer) of Mack’s Golden Grounds ☕️🐶