Papa Johnathans Zimbabwe

Papa Johnathans Zimbabwe Serving the crustiest and dustiest pizzas south of the Equator

29/08/2020

It is with heavy hearts that we inform the Zimbabwean public that our founder, King and inventor of the great Merkat Melt, T'Challa (son of great African man T'Chaka) has passed away; aged 516 months.
T'Challa was a man of great strength and courage and should be remembered as such.
Our condolences to his family and partner Ororo.

Pictured below is our head chef, G'Dono serving up our new menu item, Sultry Squid Salad!* 😋 Not liable for ink poisonin...
14/03/2018

Pictured below is our head chef, G'Dono serving up our new menu item, Sultry Squid Salad!* 😋

Not liable for ink poisoning from uncooked squid.*
Available while limited supplies last.

Be sure to come in and try our new menu item here at Papa Johnathans Zimbabwe, The Suspiciousy Fishy!Use promo code "sti...
08/03/2018

Be sure to come in and try our new menu item here at Papa Johnathans Zimbabwe, The Suspiciousy Fishy!

Use promo code "stinkende poose" on our website to receive free 1 month shipping on your order of over 100,000 Euros!

What a turn out crowd for the inaugural Bantha Broth Cook Off!Pictured below our store orator, backup small foward and a...
06/03/2018

What a turn out crowd for the inaugural Bantha Broth Cook Off!
Pictured below our store orator, backup small foward and ape veterinarian, M.M. Baku addressing our loyal and long time customers here at Papa Johnathans on why we serve the crustiest and dustiest pizza South of the Equator!

Don't forget to come in tomorrow for Termite Taco Tuesday Happy Hour (2:00 p.m. - 2:00:05 p.m.) & save 2% off your order over $10000 Euros!

We're expecting a ruckus crowd to show up for our inaugural Bantha Broth Cook Off! The best prostitutes and hitmen have ...
04/03/2018

We're expecting a ruckus crowd to show up for our inaugural Bantha Broth Cook Off! The best prostitutes and hitmen have been hard at work in cultivating the best dishes for Zimbabwe's finest of diners! Limited supplies only! Children under the age of 14 days eat free!*

(With the purchase of a 1997 Honda Civic)*

Due to the lack of net neutrality here in Zimbabwe, it's been increasingly difficult to access Papa Johnathans Zimbabwe ...
18/12/2017

Due to the lack of net neutrality here in Zimbabwe, it's been increasingly difficult to access Papa Johnathans Zimbabwe social media pages possibly due to Dominins Pizzeria and Comcast South Africa formimg a partnership. We have since hired a new hitman, Timothy to exact revenge on Comcast South Africa. The mission was a success, let this be a reminder Papa Johnathans is the most dominant franchise in all of Africa and that today is Merkat Melt Monday, buy 10 Merkat Melts and get a half full, diet coke on the house!
LONG LIVE PAPA JOHNATHANS!
Social Media Manager - Limbana

20/05/2017

Due to investigations from the Health Department of Harare, we've had to cut fundings for our Dial Up modem in order to afford Scrubbing Bubbles bathroom cleaner to clean the poo poo stains all over the premises. Thankfully, we're sending in Warabe, our hitman and executive for janitorial services to take care of the Health Department of Harare, we'll check in as soon as our Dial Up connection is once again established.
- Social Media Manager, Limbana

Try our NEW & TASTY pasta, Moldy Maggot & Cricket, in store NOW!
06/03/2017

Try our NEW & TASTY pasta, Moldy Maggot & Cricket, in store NOW!

Our head chef, Zimbono cooking up our world famous Hearty Hyena, use promo code "TEEF" and receive 6% off your order of ...
18/01/2017

Our head chef, Zimbono cooking up our world famous Hearty Hyena, use promo code "TEEF" and receive 6% off your order of over $1000 Euros!

15/01/2017

Thank you everyone for joining the Papa Johnathans Zimbabwe family. We have since upgraded to Dial Up connection for our store, following our new renovation and will no longer be stealing wie-fie from the barber next store. Expect promotions and news surrounding your favorite pizza place South of the Equator soon!

Here at Papa Johnathans, we believe in Better Ingredients, Better Pizza. That's why we strive to bring freshness directl...
12/12/2016

Here at Papa Johnathans, we believe in Better Ingredients, Better Pizza. That's why we strive to bring freshness directly from the wildlife to the customer. Here we have hard working staff, taking directly from the source and crafting our tasty Elephant Enchilada Melt.

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