Dirty & Loaded

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Dirty & Loaded Sweet meets Savage

Street-luxe comfort food

Dirty Sodas…Loaded Rolls

Ottawa Valley

🔥🧡 LAST REGULAR TRUCK HOURS OF THE SEASON! 🩵🔥🚚 TODAY, TOMORROW & FRIDAY!🧡 Wednesday, Oct 21 • 11:30–3🩵 Thursday, Oct 22 ...
10/21/2026

🔥🧡 LAST REGULAR TRUCK HOURS OF THE SEASON! 🩵🔥

🚚 TODAY, TOMORROW & FRIDAY!

🧡 Wednesday, Oct 21 • 11:30–3
🩵 Thursday, Oct 22 • 11:30–3
🧡 Friday, Oct 23 • 11:30–3

📍 15747 Hwy 7, Perth

Come get your favourite Dirty Sips & Loaded Bites before we park the truck for the season!

Don’t worry… we’ve still got two spooky nights at Hawley’s Haunted Farm before we officially wrap things up! 🎃👻

STAY DIRTY & GET LOADED! 😘

Momo has a new favorite….Carmel Apple Crush Dirty Soda 🔥
10/18/2026

Momo has a new favorite….Carmel Apple Crush Dirty Soda 🔥

🍂🔥 THE FINAL DIRTY DAYS OF THE SEASON! 🔥🍂Well, Dirty & Loaded crew… it’s almost time to park Dolly for the season! 🧡🩵But...
10/18/2026

🍂🔥 THE FINAL DIRTY DAYS OF THE SEASON! 🔥🍂

Well, Dirty & Loaded crew… it’s almost time to park Dolly for the season! 🧡🩵

But we’re not done getting DIRTY just yet! 😏

We’ve got a few more chances for you to grab your favourite Loaded Bites, Dirty Sips & Sweet Treats before we wrap up our FIRST season!

🚚 LAST REGULAR TRUCK DAYS!

📍 15747 Hwy 7, Perth

🧡 Wednesday, Oct 21 | 11:30–3
🩵 Thursday, Oct 22 | 11:30–3
🧡 Friday, Oct 23 | 11:30–3

🎃👻 THEN WE’RE GETTING HAUNTED!

Join us at Hawley’s Haunted Farm for our final two appearances!

📍 1365 Armstrong Road, Smiths Falls

🎃 Saturday, Oct 24 | 6–9 PM
👻 Friday, Oct 30 | 6–9 PM

❤️ A HUGE THANK YOU! ❤️

What a wild ride our first season has been! From our very first roll to every dirty sip, every familiar face, every new customer and every laugh shared at the window… you’ve made this adventure something pretty special!

Whether you stopped by once, became a regular, shared our posts or told your friends about us, THANK YOU for supporting this little Ottawa Valley food truck dream! 🧡🩵

We’re not quite saying goodbye yet… so come hungry, bring your friends and help us finish this season the DIRTY way!

🔥 ONE LAST CHANCE TO STAY DIRTY & GET LOADED! 🔥

Turns out, even the monsters like it DIRTY & LOADED! 😈🔥
10/18/2026

Turns out, even the monsters like it DIRTY & LOADED! 😈🔥

Hawleys Haunted Farm…night 1 in the books! Thank you for having us and to all that stopped by to try us out! LOVED watch...
10/18/2026

Hawleys Haunted Farm…night 1 in the books! Thank you for having us and to all that stopped by to try us out! LOVED watching all the costumes and LOTS of screams were had 🤭🤣

Same Place…Same Time….Next Saturday October 24!!!! Stay Dirty until then 💋

🎃👻 HAWLEY’S HAUNTED FARM… WE’RE COMING FOR YOU TONIGHT! 👻🎃The scares are waiting, and Dirty & Loaded is bringing the wic...
10/17/2026

🎃👻 HAWLEY’S HAUNTED FARM… WE’RE COMING FOR YOU TONIGHT! 👻🎃

The scares are waiting, and Dirty & Loaded is bringing the wicked good eats and spooky sips! 🖤🧡

🔥 TONIGHT’S DIRTY & LOADED MENU 🔥

🌯 Loaded Egg Rolls — savoury, crispy & packed with flavour!

🍟 Fries & Dirty Poutine — comfort food with a dirty twist!

🧀 Mac & Cheese Bites — golden, crispy, cheesy goodness!

🍩 DIRTY LIL’ DONUTS — HALLOWEEN FEATURE! 8 warm mini donuts for $10! Choose your coating, drizzle and Halloween sprinkles for a sweet little treat between scares!

🧪 WICKEDLY DIRTY DRINKS!

🥤 Dirty Sodas — including spooky Halloween-inspired creations!

☕ Dirty Hot & Cold Brews — sweet, creamy and dangerously delicious!

🍫 Dirty Hot Chocolate — perfect for warming up on a chilly haunted night!

⚡ Dirty Energy — for those who need a little extra courage!

📍 Hawley’s Haunted Farm
1353 Armstrong Rd, Smiths Falls

🕕 TONIGHT • 6–9 PM

Come find Dolly and the Dirty & Loaded truck! Fuel up before the fright or treat yourself after surviving the scares! 💀

Cash preferred, debit/credit accepted 👻

🖤 STAY DIRTY. GET LOADED. GET SPOOKED! 🧡

🎃💀 THE BARNS ARE SCARY… BUT OUR FOOD ISN’T! 💀🎃👻 GET DIRTY AFTER DARK! 👻This Saturday, Dirty & Loaded is rolling into Haw...
10/15/2026

🎃💀 THE BARNS ARE SCARY… BUT OUR FOOD ISN’T! 💀🎃

👻 GET DIRTY AFTER DARK! 👻

This Saturday, Dirty & Loaded is rolling into Hawley’s Haunted Farm for a wicked night of scares, dirty sips and loaded bites! 🖤🧡

Whether you’re fuelling up before the fright or satisfying those cravings after surviving the scares, we’ve got you covered! 🔥

Come find Dolly and the Dirty & Loaded truck for some frightfully delicious eats!

📅 Saturday, October 17th

⏰ 6–9 PM

📍 Hawley’s Haunted Farm
1353 Armstrong Rd, Smiths Falls

🕷️ Bring your appetite, your bravest friends and maybe a change of pants! 😂👻

STAY DIRTY. GET LOADED. GET SPOOKED! 🖤

🍁🌧️ MOTHER NATURE IS CALLING THE SHOTS THIS WEEK! Well, folks… it looks like Mother Nature has other plans for us this w...
10/13/2026

🍁🌧️ MOTHER NATURE IS CALLING THE SHOTS THIS WEEK! Well, folks… it looks like Mother Nature has other plans for us this week! 🥶☔

With rain and chilly temperatures in the forecast, we’ve decided to pause our regular roadside service for this week at Dirty & Loaded. 🎃👻 BUT DON’T WORRY… DOLLY’S NOT HIDING OUT!

We’ll be serving up your favourite Dirty Sips & Loaded Bites at Hawley’s Haunted Farm this Saturday night, October 17th, from 6–9 PM!

🍂 AND THERE’S GOOD NEWS! Next week’s forecast is looking much more promising, so we’re hoping to have our regular weekly service at 15747 Hwy 7, Perth! We’ll be keeping a close eye on the weather and posting updates as we go.

As we navigate the final stretch of our very first season, we truly appreciate everyone’s patience, understanding, and continued support! ❤️

Stay tuned, stay warm & stay dirty! 🇨🇦

❤️ Dirty & Loaded

10/09/2026

We are closing a bit early today as our stock is empty….we will be open again tomorrow 11:30-6 🔥

🧡 Some visits are extra special! 🧡Today we had a wonderful surprise at Dirty & Loaded! 🥰My mom’s dear friend made a spec...
10/09/2026

🧡 Some visits are extra special! 🧡

Today we had a wonderful surprise at Dirty & Loaded! 🥰

My mom’s dear friend made a special stop to see us while visiting Calabogie for Thanksgiving, all the way from the Kitchener-Waterloo area!

It’s moments like these that make this little adventure even more meaningful. ❤️ Having someone who holds a special place in my heart and shares such a special connection with my mom stop by to see what I’ve been building truly warms my heart.

So grateful for the visit, the smiles, the HUGS, and the chance to catch up! 🥰

Wishing you a wonderful Thanksgiving weekend, and thank you for making Dirty & Loaded part of your travels! 🍁🦃

Stay Dirty. Get Loaded. 🧡🩵

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15747 Highway 7
Perth, ON
K7C3H8

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11:30am - 3pm

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