Turdes

10/10/2022

As taste evolves, so must we. Many people with health concerns want to treat their body as a temple and not as a toilet. Turdes is not for toilets. So we would like to unveil our newest coffee alternative. Caffeine, gluten, soy, nut allergen, pesticide, and worry free: lima bean blend. Made from organic hand-picked and washed lima beans straight from the Andes Mountains of Peru, this hot bean water--if you will--will satisfy your coffee cravings 100% guilt free. Combined with lavender essential oil runoff water and infused with small ladybug droppings which enhance focus and serenity, this coffee will kick a hole through your anxiety and say "Get the **** out you *********** sonofa*****" to the jitters! As nature grows, so do we: and that's the Turde's promise.

10/14/2021

https://youtu.be/m46p_QXAsj8. "8 Days Late are thrilled to announce that we WILL be able to play Turdesfest. There's a catch though. Unfortunately our drummer Ted Chickington will not be making the trip, which means our set will be an MTV unplugged type affair. It's still gonna rock though. We promise. Cheers guys"

Here is 8 Days Late practicing their new single, Roundabouts.

04/23/2021

Thanks for attending the Turdes runway show. introducing the hot new line of Turdes... fashion!! Pick up some kicks or a funny shirt on our new webstore.

03/12/2021

Day 3: To say that we are feeling pumped would be a huge understatement. Turdes GTX off-road bike action to RETURN IN 2021!!! Our last one was in 2018. Seriously, where did the time go? Watch this space people. S**t just got real

03/08/2021

We've heard more from the Los Angeles fire department and it seems the origin of the blaze was a customer printer that was left plugged in overnight and short circuited. The sparks caught onto some flyers for some kind of yard sale or junk sale. We are currently investigating who created these flyers, and more curiously, who would bring a printer to a coffee shop.

The staff is being thoroughly berated for this egregious oversight by a professional and world renowned castigator. As for the protestors outside of the building, there is no one inside to hear you and no suspects have been named, but if we were there we would love to address your concerns.

03/04/2021

Turdes Countdown Day 4 and ¼
Thank you for the thoughts, heartfelt prayers, energy, letters, and strange emails. Miracles are real. Blessed be!
The future is bright, like Mr. Sun in the sky.
We've been having great talks on rebuilding and working together with new organizations. Who could it be?

This is and *one fourth* We WILL rebuild!

03/04/2021

Turdes countdown ½ ... construction on a big project is still underway, you may have seen the news, horrific. There was a slight snag in the rug. We are terribly heartbroken. Thankfully no one died! This is Turde's time to shine... If you'd like to send donations to anyone affected by the explosion, please DM us. Keep our family and friends in your prayers. God is going to get us through this one!

03/03/2021

oh no.