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COFFEE BEER Getting you to and from the best parts of your day! We provide the coffee and beer (and so much more) that help you have the best day possible! Secretly vegan.

Modern coffee shop meets neighbor beer bar! You're gonna wanna come drink with us, we're really fun, we promise! LGBTQIA+ Safe Spot. We don't serve decaf, but we do have whiskey as a substitute! Cheers ya nerds!

10/31/2026

Trick Or Treat Starts at 5:58p — Goes till 8p

10/30/2026

It’s a great pumpkin coffee b**r ❤️‍🔥 look at all our pumpkin babies from pumpkin carving night at occult craft back on Wednesday— which one should we throw off the roof first??

10/30/2026

How lucky are we to forge our paths and to be fearless and vulnerable, providing inspiration and motivation by the choices we make ❤️

I’m gutted, Sir Patrick Stewartis one of my biggest inspirations for being a proper artist and a proper human being. Through our flaws, our courage to grow, to explore, to be better, to learn what family and home truly means, I am so thankful for him. Thankful for the arts and the transformative process of art and life truly experienced.

How lucky I am to have gotten to see him perform and have him share his journey❤️

I hope I can do the same.

Be fearless.

10/29/2026

The Saga Concludes 🎃 Thank you for coming along!

We love you we got you

Now I gotta put these sons of bi***es away. All right, time to unload some pumpkins. Yeah, I didn’t even think about that. All right, let’s get these big daddies in there. Big daddies. Part of having a truck is never cleaning it fully up. More big boys, little boys. Two more big boys. Big boys. Perfect amount of big boys. Couple mediums. Didn’t find any blue ones for Andy. But we got some pumpkins for you. All right, this is tiring. Little guys. Okay, and signing off ‘cause we gotta take these pumpkins back. All right, love you guys.

10/29/2026

Are we goth now???

All the goths are out. All right. Oh. How’s it going? So good. You had a good time? Yeah. Made it all the way out into the field. Amazing. There’s like a whole field full of geese out there just- They really- picking through nuts it’s amazing. Yeah, they’re crazy today. Thanks. Have one. Thank you so much. All right, we got our pumpkins. We got our m************ pumpkins. So thank you for coming with me. It’s kind of a different experience. I’ve never done this before. We’re having Halloween together. Did you guys know that? We’re having Halloween together. It’s a rainy son of a bitch. I can’t wait to go get some f****** kettle corn. I’m gonna f****** devour it for my lunch, dinner. F***, if I could eat kettle corn for every meal, yeah, my stomach would allow it. But we’re carving pumpkins this Wednesday at Coffee B**r, 7:00 to 9:00. Bring your own pumpkins. We might have couple left. Bring your own knife, bring your own paints. And then at some point in November, we’re gonna take our rotten pumpkins and throw them off the f****** roof of Coffee B**r, ‘cause that’s what we do. ‘Cause we love you, we got you. Bing b**g.

10/29/2026

First Day as a Pumpkin Clerk: Weighing and Selling Pumpkins Like a Pro

Hello. Hi there. How you doing? Good. Doing well. All right, little B boppers and then a cart, wagon full of big boppers. Perfect. We’ll start getting them up on this scale. Perfect. You can drop that one off like that. That one’s good to go. Okay, thank you. It’s my first day checking out as a pumpkin clerk. All right, I’ll take that one out. All right, this one’s gotta go up, yeah. All right. Okay. All right, these two. All right. Thank you. Yeah, big bopper. All right, we got all the little boppers in there? Yep. Okay. Thanks for all the help, y’all. All together, it is $65 even. Sure. Go ahead, you can skip that first questionnaire and then it’ll be ready for you. Okay, perfect. I’ll give you your receipt. She may wanna see it on your way out the gate. Okay. Thank you very much, y’all. All right, got all the pumpkins. All right, got the pumpkins. Oh, hello doggo. All right, more people getting pumpkins.

10/29/2026

Pumpkin Patch Haul & Cursed Bee Boppers

Got all the pumpkins. Gotta get some kettle corn. Maybe we should get some little bee boppers for the counter. Gotta get some little bee boppers. This guy seems particularly cursed. Okay, little bee boppers. All right, got all our pumpkins. Okay. I need all the black slime. Jesus. All right. I go silent on this part

10/29/2026

We take you on a thrilling journey through a haunted Halloween setup, featuring spooky music, haunted ATMs, pumpkins, Blazers, and even a haunted b**r garden. I survived the scare and share my experience, ending with a lighthearted moment about grabbing snacks after loading up the truck.

10/29/2026

Harvesting Pumpkins in the Rain: A Tractor Adventure

Gotta stay out of the way of the tractor. Would be a nice time to be out here if it wasn’t raining. Hell yeah, we got a f****** tractor coming through. Well, even those people get it. F****** tractor driver got it. I love that guy. I also got a f****** camera hanging off the front of my face. Hope. Where’s Obama when you need him? Okay, almost. F***, this is more tiring than I thought it would be. They got music going. Hope, hope I get these pumpkins back

Address

4142 SE 42nd Avenue
Portland, OR
97206

Opening Hours

Wednesday 9am - 6pm
Thursday 9am - 6pm
Friday 9am - 7pm
Saturday 9am - 7pm
Sunday 9am - 6pm

Telephone

+15039468029

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