07/17/2026
DAILY UPDATE: JULY 17, 2026
Friends, what does one do when they are nice? Well, they give away tickets to a very sold out show, perhaps one featuring L*D and the Search for God. So, you might wanna check this entire Snoop Bloggy Blogg out. Because we're nice. And we're your favorite venue. Say it. Dear The Pyramid Scheme, you are my favorite venue, signed Grand Rapids (and surrounding communities). Thanks, that's so nice of you to say!
// TONIGHT //
We've got the perfect soundtrack to the apocalyptic skies for you tonight. Temple of the Fuzz Witch + Bog Wizard + Solar Monolith + Mothertomb Doors 7pm, all ages, front bar opens at 4pm for pinball and friendship.
// COMING UP //
1 MONTH OUT: Greyhaven + Footballhead + Cheem + Focus Ring
2 MONTHS OUT: Bear Ghost: Tiny Hitman Tour 2026 + Sarah and the Safe Word + Spaceman Bob
// SUPPORT UPDATES //
+ John Gallagher, Jr. will open for Nicole Atkins on November 20. Guys, check these 2 out. It's going to be magic.
// ON SALE NOW //
+ 10.3.2026 Lee Emi - Record Release Show + Cal In Red
+ 11.6.2026 Blitzkid: Modern Hel Tour
// REMINDERS //
+ Now's as good a time as any to remind you of this one coming to us August 27: Quicksand + Bane + Field Note. And yo, Quicksand's new album dropped today, and it's sick!
// TICKET GIVEAWAY //
We've made you scroll long enough. Enter to win tickets to see L*D and the Search for God on July 24 here: https://forms.gle/G7S1XJRVKqtTuPVf6
// WORDS //
Hey. I've been talking to a lot of friends lately, and even some of the most positive, upbeat folks have pointed out that s**t is pretty bleak, just sort of in general. But we've got each other, and you've got a place right here where we can gather, and either talk about the s**t, or forget about the s**t for a few hours and dance on a cool zigzaggy floor. I don't know if that's a word. Spell-check doesn't think it is, but I believe. Keep your head up. You are loved.
// TICKETS //
Grab tickets online now at pyramidschemebar.com
Or stop by the front bar during open hours to get them without fees so you can frame em in your little ticket scrapbook because you remember what it was like to wait in line for tickets in the rain at Harmony House (did Grand Rapids have a Harmony House, that's where I always went - or the little cell phone store that also sold tickets but HATED it).
// PHOTO //
Nate Seites got this sick shot of Fleshwater at our also very sold out show in April.