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SAVE THE DATE! PDX we are coming to you!!! We love Covert Cafe and YOU!  See you Nov. 13 5-7 pm. Also we promise not to ...
11/04/2026

SAVE THE DATE! PDX we are coming to you!!! We love Covert Cafe and YOU! See you Nov. 13 5-7 pm. Also we promise not to rob you. What makes you think we would do such a thing?

We've made our voices heard in the national elections, and now's our chance to vote locally for Covert Café!!Simply foll...
11/04/2026

We've made our voices heard in the national elections, and now's our chance to vote locally for Covert Café!!

Simply follow the link below, click on "Eat & Drink," then click on "Bar/Restaurant with Live Music," then click on "Covert Café" easy peasy - plus, you can vote every single day!

We're nominated for several other subcategories, but we'd be tickled pink to win this one 🤗

https://www.voterosecity.com/

TONIGHT - October 31st - we proudly present "the best Halloween comedy show this side of 82nd Ave," and we'd love to see...
10/31/2026

TONIGHT - October 31st - we proudly present "the best Halloween comedy show this side of 82nd Ave," and we'd love to see you here! Laughter truly is the best medicine, so come on out and get your comedy prescription filled - you'll be glad you did 🤸‍♂️🧚‍♂️

Doors at 8pm, free to attend, 21+, 803 SE 82nd Ave 97216

TONIGHT!! It's our monthly improv night!! Come hang out with us as we delve into the silly and unexpected - where anythi...
10/26/2026

TONIGHT!! It's our monthly improv night!! Come hang out with us as we delve into the silly and unexpected - where anything can happen - you'll be glad you did 🤯🤸‍♂️🙌

This spooky season, why settle for less when you can enjoy the absolute best?! I'm talking about the best music show on ...
10/25/2026

This spooky season, why settle for less when you can enjoy the absolute best?! I'm talking about the best music show on Friday, October 30th, and the best comedy show on Saturday, October 31st!!

Ok, incredible music and comedy, sure - but will there be costume contests, tarot card readers, belly dancers and face painting?? You know it!! But what about prizes?? Definitely.

These shows both promise to be SCARY good, and we sincerely hope you can join us for all of the fun!! 🎃🐈‍⬛👻

At Covert Café, we believe adults deserve tricks AND treats on Halloween, and that's why we've assembled the most terrif...
10/22/2026

At Covert Café, we believe adults deserve tricks AND treats on Halloween, and that's why we've assembled the most terrifyingly funny comedians this town has to offer for this very special Halloween comedy show!!

Skeletons in the closet ✅
Funny bones unearthed ✅
Ghoulishly good times ✅
Costume contest ✅
Free to attend ✅
All-ages ❌ (sorry kids)

We hope you can join us, and we guarantee a wonderful time will be had by all! 💯

Saturday, October 31st 🎃
Doors at 8pm, show at 8:30pm

Comedy open mic after the show 🎤

Huge sale this Wednesday and Thursday!! All of Dylan's meticulously cared-for comic books, etc must go! Swing by and see...
10/20/2026

Huge sale this Wednesday and Thursday!! All of Dylan's meticulously cared-for comic books, etc must go! Swing by and see what great deals are in store for you 🦹‍♂️

TONIGHT'S the night!! Let's read poetry together!!
10/12/2026

TONIGHT'S the night!! Let's read poetry together!!

Another incredible local singer-songwriters showcase? Yes, please!! We hope you can join us 🤘 Tuesday night, free show, ...
10/06/2026

Another incredible local singer-songwriters showcase? Yes, please!! We hope you can join us 🤘 Tuesday night, free show, 21+

Join us this Monday for another unforgettable evening of comedy improv silliness!! Free show, 21+
09/27/2026

Join us this Monday for another unforgettable evening of comedy improv silliness!! Free show, 21+

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803 SE 82nd Avenue
Portland, OR
97216

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